Norman Ⓜ️

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Norman Ⓜ️

@normalmethhead

just kidding around.

Larp City Inscrit le Şubat 2016

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Norman Ⓜ️@normalmethhead·15 Eyl

Vibe Check

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Norman Ⓜ️@normalmethhead·14m

No it because there fake as hell

Yalda@Adlaycheeki

The Chinese make better science fiction than the west because they're a nation of dreamers

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aitch@happy_honeyboy·34m

A woman driver just picked up my doordash order so I cancelled it.

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Norman Ⓜ️@normalmethhead·1h

I thought ice was fully funded in the big beautiful bill

Josh Hawley@HawleyMO

If there is some DHS “deal,” I will offer an amendment to FULLY fund ICE

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Not Jerome Powell@alifarhat79·19h

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Sum are saying 25oo troops arrive at the straight of Hormuz

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Marcmywords@Marcmywords2·3 Mar

My timeline is just a collection of people you’d never put on speakerphone.

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Will Stancil’s Zippy 2011 Honda Fit@centristpeater·4h

🚨 Barack Obama calls Israel “unfairly maligned” because of Palestine conflict, highlighting its diversity and strong gay rights record: “They would kill me in Palestine.”

Will Stancil’s Zippy 2011 Honda Fit tweet media

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Norman Ⓜ️@normalmethhead·3h

The future is here

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@otis25u512gb I eat them every night killing my diet

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Ayatollah baseball Őtis@otis25u512gb·13h

I invented tater tots

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R A W S A L E R T S@rawsalerts·14h

🚨#BREAKING: Before retiring, former Patrol Chief Gregory Bovino stated that he had developed a plan to deport nearly 100 million people from the United States.

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coolbaby Kemper@crisping_lover·13h

We used to call her "Smiley" Cyrus, because she was totally loco and a down ass foo. Reliable friend.

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Cunt Safari: Go@NeverRapes·14h

Repost if you love chicken wings

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Norman Ⓜ️@normalmethhead·17h

@clark1927 With lips like that, who could resist

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JackClark1927@clark1927·21h

Arkansas freshman star Darius Acuff Jr. has landed a signature shoe with Reebok, becoming the first NCAA men’s athlete to receive one from a major U.S. brand while still in college, Reebok’s head of basketball, Jide Osifeso, tells ESPN.

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He is so full of shit I love it

zerohedge@zerohedge

*TRUMP: IRAN AGREED THEY'LL NEVER HAVE A NUCLEAR WEAPON

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Norman Ⓜ️@normalmethhead·23h

Pentagon to teleport 10,000 marines to karge island

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𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓@MoMohler·1d

Growing up, I thought menopause was short for “give men a pause,” and it was when older ladies stopped dating men for a while, and it turns out that I was exactly right.

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Norman Ⓜ️@normalmethhead·1d

Hello noticer

Historical Movie Props@historicalprops

Hello, Noticer. Do you recognize this piece of German history? Built with pride and craftsmanship, using solid brass and inspired by the timeless military designs of the 1940s. History is written by the winners, but the world is beginning to notice... Get Yours Today

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Middle Class Mr Burns@MrBurnsLovesYou·1d

Not everything needs a reaction.

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