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can’t make this shit up @Grindr #Madonna

@dizzydorahoe There was an issue with some of the vfx in the final edit, 😭 it’s being fixed expeditiously, thank you for your patience

@RR4mpage WAITTTT

@plasticoffdsofa Album dropping a DAY before Michael Jackson's Birthday

they really hate seeing michael be successful nnnnnn😭😭😭😭😭

murphy's law

the concept of this

so convenient

u miss gym for 2 weeks and it’s like you’ve never lifted a day in your life omg

now what if that was Sabrina off alt and u just lost ur only shot with her

so allegedly going to a pub w a guy? date for sure. going to a steakhouse with your rumored boyfriend? not a date at all. got it got it.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KELELA

@starabelo oh-

Bu arada maalesef türkiyedeki erkeklerin bi %88inin penisi kötü kokuyor. Sebebi de sürekli soslu tavuk dönerle beslenmeleri ve boxerlarını haftada 1 değiştirmeleri. Ayrıca bir çoğu billurlarındaki kılları alamıyor ve bu da koku yapıyor. Avrupalı erkekler öyle değil mesela onlarınkinin geneli çok ferah kokuyor. Çünkü lazer epilasyona gidiyorlar, iyi besleniyorlar, boxerlarını her gün değiştiriyorlar.

MAIN BITCH SHIT

why do evil ppl always get everything their way in life

@buffys if she doesn't sing my hair i'm gonna be very upset #FavSong

THE ETERNAL SUNSHINE TOUR STARTS TOMORROW

@likeathornrose they usually smash but flop now, katy usually flop so she will smash now

every artist came and went for the last 10 months. i’m scared for watch it burn

there is a very very obvious answer to this

by now i hope you see the guns are pointed at me