phoebe

I loveee an unpunishable woman. After you’ve taken accountability & forgiven yourself, don’t allow anyone to berate you

me: yeah so not only did we go to the moon, we went to the back part of the moon never seen by humans before! the medieval lord who is trying to decide whether or not to burn me at the stake: the pope doesn’t want christians to go to war in the holy land? the pope in rome?

Didnt I do it for you

genuinely obsessed w this

i want ur things in my room

maddy perez could’ve survived pierpoint

The first recorded appearance of a cat in Japan is described arriving as an imperial gift, written down on March 11, 889 AD by 22-year-old Emperor Uda on his diary:

just ordered infinite jest

i want to start birding

@lordijbol it's so fun !!

this would fix me

so many ppl are so afraid of being authentically fab but that’s genuinely the only way to meet new ppl when ur out. you make so many connections when ur fab and personable.

i'm the northern trooper

pulp really is just the soundtrack for any northern troop suffering in london in their 20s

however underwear is specifically about the relationship you're in when you're 19

just ate half of a fucking rotten apple - just to make things worse :)

@lordijbol 52 minutes 58 seconds of delight, laughter, joy after i answered with mascara streaming down my face 🙏

@lordijbol OLIVER GOT ME

does everyone want me to kill myself PICK YP THE PHONE