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@Athena1543658 sometimes. :3

@prototype_aries Thank you I *am* hilarious sometimes:3

@Athena1543658 yesterday. you missed it, sorry.

@Athena1543658 i should have but i love being difficult. :3 also bride and broom made me laugh.

@prototype_aries Ohhh! Okay you should have led with that, enjoy being tax official bride and broom

@Athena1543658 me and the broom are madly in love we just don't believe in marriage.

@prototype_aries The sanctity of marriage is dead these days,, people don’t fall in love then fall out of love in 30 years like they used to😔

@Ink_Hallows who doesn't enjoy sweep sweep sweep?

@prototype_aries okay this is acceptable, i can see that, you enjoy sweep sweep sweep

i'm going to rebrand all of my accounts. i'm now a baldi selfshipper.

@Athena1543658 yes we both agreed to it. he's very practical.

@prototype_aries Woowwww I see how it is😔 does he know you’re just in it for the tax benefits. SMH my head

@Athena1543658 we didn't invite anyone it was a courthouse wedding. we got married for the tax benefits.

@prototype_aries NOOOO

@Ink_Hallows no you're right. i've thought long and hard about this and i've decided that i'm going to yume the sweeping broom instead.

@prototype_aries sin please you are better than this, dont go to the darkness

@prototype_aries Oh my god<3 when’s the wedding

@Athena1543658 yeah you're right. i'm lying. if i yume'd anyone from that game it'd be the sweep sweep sweep broom. it is the one that really has my heart.

@Athena1543658 my husband. the only thing it says is 'sweep sweep sweep'.

@prototype_aries Now see that’s something I can get behind(I have no idea who that is I’ve never played this game)

@prototype_aries Okay you’re right maybe I’m a little jealous who wouldn’t be,, i’m also just slightly worried about his personality he doesn’t seem all that much of an interesting person

@Athena1543658 well now i think you're just being jealous. there's no reason to be so mean to him, he's doing his best with what he's got.

@Athena1543658 oh absolutely his fashion sense is horrid. but that's also not a dealbreaker.

@prototype_aries While I don’t disagree with you a bright green shirt and blue jeans just don’t speak well to his broader sense of fashion and I just don’t know how to feel about that

@Athena1543658 he can wear other shirts, it's not a dealbreaker.

@prototype_aries Honestly it’s the green shirt😔 just can’t get past that

@Athena1543658 do you not find baldi from baldi's basics attractive. what's the problem.

@prototype_aries :(???

구멍과 가시

Some of my older joltik doodles ::3 #pokemon #joltik

@davecest me too. the last few years of birthdays have been especially bad, so it's very nice to have a good one.

@prototype_aries im glad!!

all in all i had a pretty good birthday. definitely one of the best in like, the last decade. i'm happy.