glue sniffer

@nypost Ngl I’d kill myself.

Single dad, 26, has 4 inches of his penis amputated after cancer ate away a 'big crater' trib.al/qEiUQJX

@a11ienzz I’d find a way to take home that massive concrete studerbaker logo. Idc if it’s several hundred if not thousands of pounds, it’s coming home with me.

I GOT IN THE FUCKING STUDEBAKER FACTORY. my life has peaked. This is it guys.

@Dexerto I mean, yeah it’s not great for the environment but it’s their car they can do what they want and I’m sure they are rich enough to pay the fines

A family have apologized after burying a car as an “offering” for their dead relative The Jin family buried a $160,000 Mercedes-Benz for the deceased who was an “avid car collector”

@AndrewWhitworth Anyone saying Andrew whitworth isn’t a bengals is mental insane, that man was a bright spot on a shitty bengals team for years, I remember saying “at least we have whitworth” more times than I care to admit.

As for the “ did he say we?” crowd - 1. I played 168 games as a bengal. 2. 3 division titles 3. 5 straight playoff appearances- 6 total 4. Had all four of my kids in the Nati 5. Been to jeff Rubys a 1000 times 6. Pretended to like skyline chili when sober 7. Stumbled drunk around Mt Adams eating pizza 8. Montgomery Inn bbq in my fridge right now 9. Spent many a night in the Courtyard Covington. 10. Sat in a reds suite with Neil Armstrong 11. Watched Amy Grant with the CPO at Cincinnati Music Hall 12. Partied with Nick Lachey in “Club Bang”on 4th street 13. Ate the “Beluga” sushi boat on the reg in Hyde park Square 14. Sat w/charlie sheen as he smoked a cig in the Queen City club. And the List goes on.. So I’ll use “We” respectfully any damn time I want. 🤣 Who dey! 💪🏼

@60Minutes If it sounds too good to be true, its almost always a scam or just straight lies,

“They promise you the world. They say you can make $8,000 to $10,000 to $12,000 a week,” says Daniel Sanchez, who was a driver for Super Ego under a lease-to-own contract. He says the company didn’t deliver on those promises.

@TheGoldenDays I was pretty much there when meme culture started and I remember when Lego stop motion videos were the dominant thing on YouTube

Without saying a word, show me how long you’ve been on the internet

@NoLaughsHere @messedupfoods Nah, butterfly bandage or superglue and you’re golden pony boy

@Dexerto that’s cool as fuck

A dancer with ALS has performed on-stage by using an EEG to translate her brainwaves into a digital avatar "I never dreamed that I would be able to dance on stage again" via the BBC

@Samaria253 @Parodyjeffx Actually god said it was mine, so imma need yall to get the fuck out.

@NAPZ3X Roof over your head, cheap utilities and never having to deal with city bullshit, ngl this doesn’t sound bad at all, I’d totally live there.

Niggas live in the slums of Dallas for 0 ping 😭

@jakeshieldsajj The thing is he caused it to be closed, he’s only fixing a problem he caused, that’s not greatest president material it’s a leader that only cares about optics and doesn’t give a single fuck about Americans and only serving Israel

If Trump is able to open the Strait of Hormuz he will be the greatest president in American history No president before him even attempted to negotiate to open it You are playing chess while the president is playing 5D chess MAGA for life

@GlobalUpdates24 he’s a servant of god not the United States.

MAGA supporters are saying Pope Leo is ‘liberal’ and not ‘America First’ after he said that war is bad and solves nothing

NY man gives up the fight for his 12-foot emotional support pet alligator trib.al/xsGng6P

@interesting_aIl First mistake was naming a kid stiffany, middle school and high school students are gonna lose it when they hear that name

Looked at my mom and smiled

@Dexerto Clearly you haven’t met my cat

A study has revealed why cats leave some of their food even if they're still hungry Iwate University says that the “familiarity with the smell” of their food temporarily reduces their appetite

@datbabyd0ll You do realize this can and has caused countless cases of sudden sniffing death syndrome, it floods your system with adrenaline causing an immediate fatal heart attack, just smoke weed

@Ford_Nick Steak and a loaded baked potato

Name one thing better than steak & asparagus..

@Parodyjeffx I mean, being kicked out of one country sure maybe persecution but if every single place kicks you out that’s a you problem

Randy Fine: "Jews have been kicked out of every country we've ever lived, and it's never been our own fault."