Sad Sam Fireworks Outlet Alt Account

@goldfiregodking Sneezing

@returncustom3r praying :)

$50 applebees gift card to the person who can guess what I’m doing here

@rlymilesdavis Close! I was jerking off

@returncustom3r talking to your uncle

On a bank holiday Monday with better weather than of late the Dales will have been very popular today. Visitors will no doubt have sought refreshment at ‘Tan Hill - A Pub with Attitude - The Highest in England’ at 1,732 feet asl and one of Peter Brook’s favourite watering holes.

Hazard, Kentucky

I would kill any one of you for like $10

@zachcantrad And you never will. Your spouse is at the grocery store Zach

Did not find anyone alluring.

What a weekend for Jesus

They’re calling me a father—daddy—in the direct messages. False. I’m childless and my girl just got a fuckin IUD. I’m going to be like 65 when they go to college

@coolaccount2024 Sounds like something I’d say

Enjoying America’s pastime (being a fat loser)

@AllUniHorror My favorite thing about the set is all the duplicate discs

I've always loved this set, however I think the lone 1943 Phantom disc is the red-headed step child of the bunch

@MaceDenial I didn’t go to a party with you?

When you have a noticeably older boyfriend and someone at the party says to go around and announce ages #WhatsThatMean

Typa beer I’m having at a baseball game this evening

r/smallnaturals

@laurenforu We kno

Me

New D.O.M. is so crazy

@Criterion @AppleTV Basic ass bitch

A great visit from Jon Hamm 😎 You can see him in the new season of YOUR FRIENDS & NEIGHBORS — premiering today on @AppleTV.

American snacking habits are going to hit Japan like oxy hit western Kentucky.