Ryan

When you’re tryna sleep and she’s watching them loud ass TikTok videos

it's time

"Do you own a chainsaw?" "Indeed." "Can you cut down this 2ft dia, 80ft pine tree for me, please?" "Where is it?" "At my house........... but the house is just 3ft away to the left & a shed 1ft away to the right. You need to miss both of them. .........Can you do it? yes indeed..

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to put this into perspective, a person on minimum wage, working 365 days a year would have to work for nearly FOUR HUNDRED THOUSAND YEARS to 'earn' as much as Bezos did yesterday. that's FORTY times longer than human civilisation has existed...

@_kirstie_mcc_ happy birthday to my girlfriend and best friend :) can’t wait to see you tomorrow (non-distanced now). Hope you have the best day, nobody deserves it more than you!! I love you 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

@Ell_highfield_ @_kirstie_mcc_

At what age do u stop saluting magpies

Love this man

So many people acting as if lockdown is over🥴🥴 yous all look like clowns btw

@_kirstie_mcc_ Folk thinking it doesn’t apply to them for some reason...

@linds_shelton @_kirstie_mcc_

Missing this beauty 😔 instagram.com/p/B-ZoL_vgKJVz…

@_kirstie_mcc_ Missing you so much angel 😢

Correct, im peeping game for later.

When I was like 14, me and a few mates would “wag” French class and hide out in the soundproof drum room until lunch time. This went on for a few weeks when one day we discovered a “trap door” beneath the carpet tiled floor under the drum kit. We of course opened the trap door..

@Rossday10 Cheers dude, it’s been very good x

@ryan_bathgate happy birthday bro, hope it’s been a gid wan x

@jackgeorge1999 Cheers Jack, it’s been one to remember x

@ryan_bathgate Happy birthday mate, hope it’s been a good one xx