Sam 🎳

Been wearing my shirt inside out all day and not a single person told me. Boss: fake Roommate: fake Classmates: fake Dog I petted: fake ....Can’t trust anyone these days smh

as a man, once you get into your late 20s/early 30s you really have to grow up and start focusing on gaming and the gym

Twitter**

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

"Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?" Does Sisyphus like his boulder

By the NYT playoff simulator, Bucs' playoff chances jumped from 31 percent to 42 percent today with their win and the Commanders' loss to the Cowboys. If Bucs get to 10 wins -- going 5-1 rest of the way -- they have a 90% chance to make the playoffs by their math.

Gonna tell people in 50 years Russ scored 200 in a game but we lost the tapes

gunna showing young thug all the rappers that dissed him

That one Baker Mayfield Edit

McDonald’s really dropped the hardest cap of all time in 1982

my daughter gonna be mad at first when her first name lamar, but when she sees this play she should understand

i feel so bad i refunded him

I cannot believe I got selected to apply for a Venmo credit card. Things are really starting to turn around for me

One of my least favorite coworkers is no longer with my company :)))))

Culver’s

@DasmrSutton Not quite

@samfromfsu Slizzyhunchodon

Dawg lmaooooo

ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

@Joey_Piga @bigdumb_baby Bro I appreciate you loaning me your private jet with low CO2 emission to help me move across the county 🙏🏾

Impressive feat from the Buccaneers Shoutout the players and the FO 👏 (via @NFLSTROUD)