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I hate going to the orthodontist because all they do is yell at me for 10 minutes straight in front of a bunch of 11 year olds☹️

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Genuinely how I think

please never let them figure anything out

hate when ppl make me laugh on my period like btch stop u made me ink

i wish there was a more intense way to express my emotions than crying. i want to burst into flames

Weed used to make u laugh like SpongeBob now u get False Memories

Whenever i flirt with someone my vision switches to third person and i look like this

i opened my eyes too loudly

@kittensbyler faggot number one and faggot number two

How do u take cute pics of yourself when youre fat and ugly

"alarm set for 1 hour and 13 minutes from now"

went through my transaction history and everything adds up, nobody stole from me

the vet didnt explicitly call him fat today but she did whisper “15 pounds” in a disappointed tone when she handed him to me

Remember before HDMI cables where you had to match the colors to the TV like you were diffusing a bomb

my pubes stick out of my underwear and poke bitches like a porcupine

Alexa Demie by Sam Visser 📸