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Na my laziness Dey actually motivate me to work hard because e get some kind chores wey I no wan ever use my hands do again for this life lol

When you overhear someone give the worst take on a topic you're highly educated in but you don't care enough to say anything

You need a sharp mind to really get some memes.

nothing beats having multiple kicks and clothes to wear fr.

For someone who is actually shy, I say a lot of unhinged things 😭😂

NA CUP WEY DEM TAKE DEY DRINK LIPTON NA HIM UNA WANT MAKE MY BOYS DIE FOR NA THAT PREMIER LEAGUE WE DEY FIND

@loose24cannon @Big_tagg Interesting

@Big_tagg @selferasingguy Oh trust me, I am. Just as I am a wicked witch in a familiar someone’s memory. Everything balance.

i hope i am a kind stranger in someone’s memory

When you ask who's going to be there and the names start sounding like you're staying home:

I fucking wish I was photogenic man. Y'all be snapping fire ass pics everyday,l get a good picture every 3 months

When her bio says “No DM’s” but you are a LW

If no be poverty why you feel say man must spend on you to prove love?

STOP RAPING WOMEN!!!

I’m in love with this sentence: “The best math you can learn is how to calculate the future cost of current decisions.”

“yeah but would u date urself” my guy i would go to war for someone like me

god, see as niggas troop out for r4pe festival same niggas that can’t come out for a protest for a better Nigeria.

btw my success won’t stop yours and your success won’t stop mine either, let love lead

Why do people be so offended when you remove yourself? I don’t like what you did so I moved around. Get over it.

I highly recommend having hobbies, it distracts you from falling in love unnecessarily.

ngl some of y'all don't want love, u want attention with benefits