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@serialarchivist

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Excuse me, I’m the GM of the imaginary team - not the coach.
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My working theory is that Jesus was just the first documented autistic. He had a hyper fixation on ancient Hebrew literature and a penchant for closeup magic.
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slow down man@slowingslowly·
When a loved one has bought into something crazy, how do you lovingly help them through the barrier of cognitive bias and embarrassment? Asking for a friend who has a close loved one who is spending bank on silicone EMF bracelets to protect them from their iPhones.
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Your band isn't dadrock unless the headliner plays first so we can all get home at a reasonable time.
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Feels like the day the magic died was when we all realized Sufjan wasn't actually releasing an album for all 50 states.
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slow down man@slowingslowly·
@serialarchivist Much of our area will never be the same, but we have not suffered near the loss that many of our neighboring towns have. I say this acknowledging how bad it is for so many people, but the worst of it for us is the experience of a "near miss" and what could have been.
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Shane Anigans@ParHyphenDue·
I am really good at edging Pokemon until they’re ready to be caught
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chase@_chase_____·
*looking up after 7 straight hours of being on my phone* “there literally aren’t enough hours in the day to get anything done”
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amanda@jailedamanda·
“what’s the song of the summer” ?? it’s DANCING IN THE DARK by bruce springsteen for the 41st year in a row
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