Emily

@jeckaism Who are you again

@sharp_objectt dont forget us when ur all big and famous

what the fuck is going on

@jeckaism // DUDE THESE ARE INCREDIBLE OMG??

i wanted to show some of my other cosplays 🩷

god get a room

@PHARMAPRINCESS_ blame it on a faulty gas tank or something hopefully he’s dumb enough to fall for it

@sharp_objectt now i gotta think about how i'm gonna explain this to him

good morning

@PHARMAPRINCESS_ i have my ways, dont worry about it

@sharp_objectt how the fuck did you get here so fast

id wear america print clothing but i dont wanna look like a fucking weekend dad

@PHARMAPRINCESS_ on it

@sharp_objectt yeah set his car on fire like you did with your last boyfriend

@PHARMAPRINCESS_ i can just slash his tires or something instead of ending him

@sharp_objectt i mean he's still my dad...i know he votes for mccain and beats me with baseball bats but like, he's my dad...

nurse she's talking to herself again

@PHARMAPRINCESS_ yes dude your dad is so annoying we’d be better off anyway

@sharp_objectt you're serious?

@PHARMAPRINCESS_ omg him and his freaking troops if you care so much why dont you enlist in the army and FUCK OFF

@sharp_objectt but yeah he was dragging me out to all these fourth of july events like oh jessica we need to honour the troops like FUCK the troops go back to your room and watch ugly betty while i steal ur cigarettes

@PHARMAPRINCESS_ i totally will, i def know a guy to get laced pills from i gotchu

@sharp_objectt oh my god please, next time you see him you should slip some poison in his coffee, or at least some insanely laced pills

@PHARMAPRINCESS_ dude ur dad’s always annoying i wish i could kill him in his sleep

@sharp_objectt my dad was so fucking annoying about the fourth of july this week

@PHARMAPRINCESS_ @EM1LY_X0X0 yes ohmygod

@sharp_objectt @EM1LY_X0X0 i have some of my mom's valium if you wanna do it with me?

its 11am and i should be out popping percs but instead im stuck home fml

@EM1LY_X0X0 seroquel is NOT a fun high…i guess i could just do dxm but cough syrup tastes so bad

@sharp_objectt i get you...cant you like... get high on your seroquel or something?

i literally get banned like every week who has it out for me ill stab you

@PHARMAPRINCESS_ // RIGHT 😭😭 NAME THREE EMILY QUOTES AND CO09 CHARACTERS RN

@sharp_objectt //they don't know oomf is an emily rp account

@EM1LY_X0X0 I FUCKING KNOW OMG THIS IS LITRLY THE THIRD TIME WE SHLD SHOOT UP THEIR OFFICES

@sharp_objectt GIRL?! LET ME AT IT! STIP HOLDING ME BACK! LET ME AT IT! THEY CANT BAN SOMEONE LIKE YOU! THEYE FUCKING GRINGOS!!

oh my godd my instagram got suspended AGAIN

@Sociopath_of_09 bitch fym milk before cereal

Sure, I like cold pizza, I like putting pickled jalapeños on my burger, and I put milk before the cereal, but that plushie can fuck off pretending to be me.