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@simajorr

ORIGINALLY JOINED MAY 2019 tech, politics, memes

Þykkvabæjarfjara Inscrit le Eylül 2022

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@aki_lives @whatsaruu @anemoneproject your mom jokes in 2026 🥀

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🐦‍🔥🐺🌕 Aki/Jack/Luna 🌕🐺🐦‍🔥@aki_lives·27m

@simajorr @whatsaruu @anemoneproject Tell that to your mom

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⃟@whatsaruu·1d

do dickhavers wipe their dick after they piss

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Ruby 🇦🇷@Rammalonso_·17h

Ustedes se quejan del 6 7 pero nosotros en 2018 teníamos esto

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@ShitpostGate *current progress of the elder scrolls 6

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ShitpostGateway@ShitpostGate·4h

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Perc 𒉭@PercThaGoat·19h

this nigga looks like an 8 year old that made a wish to become a grownup overnight and it came true

͏ Posting Clips@PostinClips

Well this is interesting. Representative Shri Thanedar has sold up to $750,000 of crypto. He sold up to $500,00 of bitcoin and $250,000 ethereum.

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Meg ✦@Flicky0ps·16h

They're making Millennials in 2026

Lancesico 🇱🇨@Bornakang

A child was born in 2025 from an embryo frozen in 1994, making it the “oldest baby” ever.

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@Rothmus @J99Chad and people still think paper straws will do anything to help

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Rothmus 🏴@Rothmus·6h

Asia, we need to talk.

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@THE_Duck_Man21 @GoldMouffDawg @omgsidewalks none of us will be alive to see that

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SirKingCrazyBoo - 🏁9@THE_Duck_Man21·7h

@GoldMouffDawg @omgsidewalks December 12 , 2112??

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‏ً@omgsidewalks·22h

nobody talks about how we're never gonna be able to take screenshots like this again

valentine@valawakened

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ash 🪿@crescentmoontea·1d

been diagnosed with being in South Wales

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Siraj Hashmi@SirajAHashmi·19h

From 2010…

Robo@RoboKnowsBall

Who got that one deleted tweet?

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Rothmus 🏴@Rothmus·11h

Wait…

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@BlueElectric05 @Irradiated_Moon

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RedThunder67@BlueElectric05·20h

@Irradiated_Moon Android users be like: "touch the android's cheeks"

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android users be like "Do it got an android port"

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@YouTube yeah nobody cares

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YouTube@YouTube·10h

we're obsessed with these #coachella polariods as much as you ❤️‍🔥 who do you think will pop in for day 2?

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RealestMemes@RealestMemes_·20h

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RigoStaRR@RigoIrizarry·18h

Notice how they want to erase the Gay Community

SweetMarie@Oceanbreeze473

MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+ Acronym Breakdown MMIWG - Missing, Murdered, Indigenous Women and Girls 2S - Two-Spirit L - Lesbian G - Gay B - Bisexual T - Transgender Q - Queer Q - Questioning I - Intersex A - Asexual / Aromantic / Agender + - Additional identities (Non-binary, Pansexual, Genderfluid, etc.) It's OK, You can Go ahead and PUKE NOW!

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