@gnostic_bf Why does he look exactly halfway between Scomo and Albo
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@simianlines
Design Art person and stuff on Wurundjeri country.
Reservoir, Melbourne Inscrit le Eylül 2009
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Australians don't even respond when you ask them "What about the common good?" They just look at you like this
Volcaholic 🌋@volcaholic1
"Fuel wars" coming to a petrol station near you soon. 📍 Australia
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@saintliberte @F1 Nearly every series has fuel saving strategies that are effectively the same thing. Scott Dixon won entire seasons from being the best at this.
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FIA announce energy management tweaks for qualifying in Japan
👉 f1.com/JPN26-Qualifyi…
#F1 #JapaneseGP
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@tofeelhealed Do it in chronological order and stop after Memphis will be laid to waste
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@innercityuprise @WindsorBeaver @parkwayofficial @noechonet @HotMetalmag @metalsucks @wallofsoundau @abcnews @metalinjection What brand? It’s a bunch of landlords from Byron Bay that make extremely generic metalcore for dudes that hate metal
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@parkwayofficial have gone from “we only found out about this two days ago” to “there were warning signs” You can’t make this shit up. This is what happens when the underground community holds you to account. The band now throwing Jed under the bus to save the brand.
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How do people not be total fuckups all the time? I am 40 and have to climb through my passenger door to drive my car
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Officially putting a dark hex on the tradie cunt that backed into my car and did a runner.
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@justbeans4 How do you do the making them a good person part? Yesterday my 3yo asked me if she could see photos of broken bones that are piercing the skin.
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is it bad if i want to have a kid just to make them a good person because the world needs more
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@tomorrowsashes I greet every Sleep Token fan by tipping my fedora and saying Hey Ya
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you're on the tram in a sleep token tshirt, im on the tram listening to bolt thrower. we are not the same
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It’s always a job where they can be around girls half their age that don’t know scene lore.
XXXL CROWBAR LONGSLEEVE (4 sided print)@BOLT__CATCHER
Does anyone have the meme about hardcore dudes finally picking a career and it’s just chef, barber, or tattooer?
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Trip hop has aged incredibly well. Portishead, Tricky and Massive Attack sound great today. Name any other niche time specific genre that doesn't sound embarrassing and clunky 20 or 30 years after its heyday.
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@explodingpiano I’ll die on the hill that it’s the big 5 and Sepultura was the best
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Megadeth used to be my Big 4 thrash pick, but now it’s Slayer. Maybe people really do get more conservative as they age
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I was randomly reminded this morning that Sugar Ray was a thing.
Thanks brain.
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Why are these dumbfucks blowing up oil fields when they have a voting base obsessed oil prices and the stock market.
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@MoroseJerk When I did dishes in Hospo I just dreamed about knives and forks for weeks
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3 nights. This time it was a monstera that I found with scale, but then later in the dream it was a dog with scale.
Wiener Dog 🇵🇸@MoroseJerk
I have dreamt about my plants dying for two consecutive nights what does this mean
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@SardineTruther @woolworths The kind soul that packed your sandwich is trying to reduce the chance of salmonella
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Today's @woolworths pisstake.
Made the mistake of having to grab a quick sandwich on the go.
$9 for arguably 20g of chicken. Another reminder to exclusively shop at Harris Farm, and leverage ALDI for cleaning products.
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