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@ImBreckWorsham Yeah, all union and government jobs.

As much as I bashed Biden, this one physically hurts.

@tonyrome21 @LukeSlywaker They have clearly assimilated if they are utilizing capitalism instead of communism.....right? 😉

@sofakingglit @LukeSlywaker Yeah and they are charging double, they can fuck all the way off

Heading to Arizona tomorrow. Can’t wait to load up on flavored nicotine pouches again, since they are banned in Cali

@LindseyPHorvath "We?" You may be elected, but you don't speak for WE. In fact, WE would be pleased if you submitted your resignation for supporting child abuse.... Today.

This ruling affirms what we already know in LA County: gender affirming care is safe and effective for transgender youth. We’ll keep fighting to protect Angelenos, no matter what. apnews.com/article/transg…

@tracegallagher The better question is, do you think the people getting banished understand what they are doing wrong?

NIGHTCAP QUESTION: Ruth's Chris Steak House is now enforcing its business casual dress code, warning diners in baseball caps, gym wear, tank tops, and revealing clothing they may be banished to the bar. Do you support the clothing crackdown?

@ZeekArkham @Matt_Pinner Those are spelled tiDDies 🤣

@Matt_Pinner Titties longer than the Emancipation Proclamation.

What is this woman lacking? 🤔

@parcelboy @timburchett The sad truth is, nobody is. It's just all about who gets busted and doesn't, and usually the people that don't have something more valuable to trade on.

@timburchett It often makes me wonder who is actually in charge of anything. Odd how government officials who have all this power can't ever get even the most simple of things accomplished because there is always someone else with the ability to say no or just ignore them.

I asked the Intelligence Committee in January to release her immigration records.

Proper framing makes all the difference

@DHoffma70178892 @Nerdy_Addict I wouldn't do it now.... Funny what we consider "winning" at one point in our lives turns out to be shame later on.... She was one of the top 5 tho

@sofakingglit @Nerdy_Addict Aww, you're so sweet

A cyberattack targeting a U.S. car breathalyzer company has reportedly left drivers across the country stranded and unable to start their vehicles.

@tarafaul503 You think torches are bad, you should play with MAPP gas 🤣

Nodding off with a lit torch flaming down through your skin and tendons. Another horror of the streets wweek.com/news/health/20…

@Oilfield_Rando All of that and she isn't even hot!

That psychotic Mormon chick deserves a ticker tape parade and the Presidential Medal of Freedom for getting an entire season of the Bachelorette canceled

@Kiradavis If it was a smaller, less consequential state that nobody notices, that would be one thing... Since we are talking about a state the ENTIRE country depends upon, this is a matter of national security. That it hasn't been phrased as such, yet, tells me the problem is HUGE.

Translation: the Governor has no intention of finding out where the money is going because he’s on his way out so he doesn’t care. This man is running for President.

@SafetyNotorious @CAgovernor I put in $40 yesterday and it got me half a tank..... Here's hoping the price goes down by the time I need more 🙄

A fillup just cost me $70. Thanks @CAgovernor. 😕

@ThrillaRilla369 She looks like Special Ed and I'm not even kidding

She threw a chair at him 3 times, beat him in front of her daughter, and some of y'all still call her brave. This generation is sick. Abuse gets condemned when one side does it and celebrated when the other side does it. That is not empowerment. That is hypocrisy.

@kevin_smith45 "Cut me the checks" said XanaxBotox lady 🤣 I'm sure they'll get right on that...

Has anyone checked on Kathy Hochul after she said maybe the dumbest sentence in political history And they entire internet abused her for being an idiot

This is what I paid yesterday..... Glad I don't require premium 🤣

@nithyavraman You will never be one of us

For a cooler LA, vote Nithya! ☀️

@TheKevinDalton He hasn't done a SINGLE FUCKING THING. Only FRAUD.

It’s now been three years since Gavin Newsom announced he was spending $750 million taxpayer dollars on 1,200 tiny homes for the homeless. “And so what we are doing is we're deploying these 1,200-plus units. You can see these units are not just in every case for one individual, multiple individuals in these units. We're hoping to get them constructed within a matter of months and not years. I wanted to say the summer, but my staff said the press will attack us if we fall short, so they're saying the fall." - Gavin Newsom, March 2023 I hope you’re sitting down, but Gavin Newsom hasn’t delivered on a single tiny home. But I’m sure taxpayers got their $750 million back, right?

@KATYSaccitizen I think she needs to go on a speaking and promotion tour for Gavin. Please! 🤣

Oh my GAWD... 'like, they kinda like- liked it, and I was like, cool. Like okay.' Besides the valley girl voice, what a word salad of nothingness. The only thing missing is the cackle, and 'to see the moment in time in which we exist and are present.' (h/t Kamala Harris)