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@PaulMarcoe Mr Yuck

4 things I think most GenX was afraid of. Acid Rain Quick sand Bermuda Triangle Amnesia What else?

So much fun with @DavidSpade & @danacarvey on @flyonthewallpod

@its_The_Dr He sat around and talked about the weather too long and now he’s stuck like that.

I didn’t realize Randy Travis is in a wheelchair. Hadn’t heard anything about him in a while. Did you know? What happened?

Well that sucked. An incredibly well-played, high-quality hockey game. But once again, Michigan can't exorcise its Frozen Four OT demons. Looks like only one National Championship for Michigan fans this week.

@BradGalli Is it true that it comes with a free butter knife in the box?

FIRST LOOK: Frosted Flakes is making a limited edition box to celebrate Michigan’s 2026 men’s basketball national championship. Kellogg’s says they are selling the box sleeve only, priced at $20.26, while supplies last

@darrenJ19 Tells you all you need to know.

Anyone else notice whenever Michigan has success in any sport, it’s never because they are actually good. It’s always because of something else. “Oh, they stole signs”, “they bought their roster,” “Dusty tampered” etc. It’s never like this with any other school….

I laughed way too hard at some of these🤣🤣

@marklevinshow So “conservatives” are people that believe in giving 30 billion dollars to a foreign country so that they can have a welfare state and closed borders?

The Woke Reich podcast class must no longer be referred to as Woke Right.  They are not conservatives.  They have nothing to do with conservatism of any kind.  They're not Republican either.  And they're not MAGA.

@marklevinshow now do the math for the ovens

Says Goebbels. I could see you as a camp guard, you disgusting slob. Have you paid your bills yet, deadbeat.

Little league just isn’t the same these days, is it?

Mark Normand’s take on going to the moon. 😭

I guess thank you refs for giving the big ten a title. Unfortunately it’s the least big ten team ever. Bunch of mercenaries. Team bought, not made or developed. A team who represents money, not toughness. Who needs free throws, not shooting or efficiency. Big ten wins it. But we all lost.

The play "Hiroshima", a tribute to the victims of the first atomic bomb, with music and singing by Yoko Ono, opened in New York City this week. One tearful Japanese survivor of the attack, who attended the premiere, called the play, quote, "the most horrifying experience of my life."

That national championship game was a difficult watch last night. Hats off to Dusty May and Michigan, but that is a team full of players with no bond with the university that no one will remember.

@bobwojnowski @detroitnews It ranks #1 out of 1 in the Pyrrhic victory category. RIP college sports.No standards, No morals, No rules, No problem for U of M. As one of the gatekeepers, congrats on letting the slope get so slippery.

History will decide where this Michigan championship team ranks all-time, but it's certainly one of the most distinctive and dominant ever. Wojo: Wolverines complete extraordinary trek to long-coveted championship detroitnews.com/story/sports/c… via @detroitnews

@riger1984 RIP college sports. How many boosters you get? Probably got extra. Can’t see the forest through the trees.

2-15 from 3 Out rebounded 46-39 UCONN has 10 more O boards!! UM had 2!!! 2!!!! fast break points And they still win it all! Against Dan Hurley! What a run. What a team. And it feels like they’re just getting started! Never thought I’d see another title! Fuck Yes!!!!!!!

NATIONAL CHAMPS!!!!!!

SEE YA LATER MUTT!

@cpstalions If the refs called him for all the times he’s fouled he’d be out of the game.

Elliot Cadeau has ALWAYS provided the spark this tournament 😤

i never said michigan wasn’t an excellent team. i simply said they’re evil and deserve nothing. different criticism