morose hooker

gotta marry a new yorker so i can get dual citizenship to mamdanistan

NYC this weekend

@stonexpitbull IDKKKK IM SCARED

Why do they always look like this lmfao “here kitten” ass mf

@stinkbug Right???

@stuartloser morose hooker is amazing

dont be like this guy. but morose hooker will be my new handle

@bulma_kin cant even post melon anymore man

@momentomoron depends on if I’m ovulating or not. WHICH IM NOT. so probably not often

@stuartloser I dont think lines like that work often do they?

@margzone I said this is a Wendy’s and he said no this is big sick village like it’s kinda funny tbh

@margzone No literally I almost began to believe him

I love melons!!

@momentomoron People keep asking why I won’t go to Florida. Reason #76 right here

Ignore my breathing, I was on a walk hehe

Just witnessed a gator chomp down and swallow what I assume was a soft shell turtle for breakfast

It me

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

@GeekedMemes Jigsaw: You most remove every bone in your left hand with this rusty pocket knife within 5 minutes, or else the bomb placed in your chest will explode Me for the next 5 minues:

Watching New Yorkers gearing up for the most joyful summer ever with their hot competent mayor and their functional public transportation

Her range is not well talked about

The thing about illegal immigration is that like oh my god who give a shit

@darlingstarlet_ What if the girl in the tower is an ep/album she releases of all the songs she couldn’t release when stuck with her record label. Like she was rapunzel and her stepmother (the label) was keeping her trapped.

#THEGIRLINTHETOWERTOUR 🏰🪾

the girl in the tower; summer’s poison