☆T!MZ 💰

most times they just want to dress nice, go out and take pictures. they are not there for whatever it is you want to say.

Some things have stopped bothering me. I have accepted the reality as a Nigerian that majority of +234 babes just want to milk u,so me too,ekpon buruku wa n le.

2023, I missed my convocation. I missed my induction. I don’t have a single group picture with my lecturers or the people I graduated with. I couldn’t go for NYSC I didn't celebrate anything I couldn't afford it. I’ve never really “done life” the way people assume. I didn’t go on my first date until this year never been to the beach, never been to the cinema, never really had fun. Everyone looks at me when I say these things. Before that, a lady once offered to take me out because I told her I had never experienced it. She didn’t mind paying I even said I don't have money to come down to the island, she said she will order an uber. I felt uncomfortable, worried, even scared. I chickened out and said no I felt like a useless man, I couldn't afford shit. Not because I didn’t want to go, but because something about it just reminded me of where I was financially. Then this February, I finally went on my first date. I paid for everything. Spent money I normally wouldn’t. So when people say “men should stop faking maturity and celebrate themselves,” it sounds nice, but it’s not the full picture. A lot of guys are not avoiding joy. We just don’t have the leverage for it. Most men in Nigeria are broke. That’s the reality. Not lazy, not unwilling, just financially constrained. We miss moments, not because we don’t care, but because we can’t afford to show up for them. This might be the 1st year I’ll actually celebrate my birthday the way I want, and I’m doing it properly. I’ll go out, hit the beach, enjoy myself this time. Not because I suddenly became a different person, but because I finally can. I also celebrated Valentine's Day for the first time. Documenting everything is fun when you have money to pay for it. A lot of us want to celebrate with friends and family. We want those memories. We want to show up fully. But poverty quietly takes those moments away and replaces them with survival. That’s why I’ve always tried to position myself to help people break out of it. Because poverty is deeper than money. It steals experiences, confidence, and even the ability to enjoy life. God bless the women, that came into my life 😭😭 I can finally say afford to do things.

i can come to your own apartment if you are more comfortable there.

The game pain me pass una but the game no enter. We go again 🙏

It’s a loss. They didn’t go on a 12-0 run at any point

10 Odds 🏀 NHSX87

When I accidentally select "Español” at the ATM but successfully complete my transaction😂🥳

Odumodu go dey on tour and babes go dey rush am Supposedly hated online by them, loved af irl The duality of poron!💦

When you visit him and he can’t walk side by side with you while escorting you, that’s your clue. You are below his standard. Just go home.

Once your relationship don reach "So if I dont call you, you won't call"? Start another one immediately that one don go.

No matter how much you h8te women.!! Make we sha no catch you with man oo💔😂

Once I get comfortable not hearing from you… no calls, no texts, no nothing… just know there’s no going back. I don’t detach twice.

@oddsbymega1 I for dun order 3 bad beeches for you today 😭

1 cut 600 ODDS

E get how you go broke reach, people no go wan Dey pick yur call ,even if no be money you wan ask for.💔

Eight basketball picks with odds of 1.6 each have a better chance of winning than eight football picks with odds of 1.3 each

Unpopular opinion: Nigerian 'respect culture' is often just a tool used to silence logic. Seniority does not grant you an immunity to being wrong—or being foolish.

One of the reasons poverty is deep in Nigeria is this The people we meet daily are dishonest, lying, satanic demons who believe their only way to success is to cheat you I know at least 2 people who can open 10 barbing salons, get cars for Uber, open shops, etc etc. They have the money to do so But they are refusing to open one business because the employees will cheat them as they have always done So many people with money are on this table. they are scared of opening businesses that will employ people and reduce poverty because the people that will be employed will come with the mindset to steal and wreck things Everyone is tying up their money in real estate, stocks, REITS in America, etc. Nobody is creating Jobs. The average Nigerian does not trust the average Nigerian

them never put you for problem before, na why you dey think say people wey dey mind their business get pride 😂