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@Sgtzima I said it before but Nightmare Alley had maybe two or three nightmares in it. Big Man On Campus literally had a nightmare on screen every time the lead was speaking.

On this week’s Patreon episode, we chat about NIGHTMARE ALLEY (2021), the new Guillermo Del Toro movie that apparently nobody saw. Now on Disney+ in Canada.

@Sgtzima @JayBauman1 Nightmare Alley had like maybe two or three nightmares tops.

@JayBauman1 And yet Turning Red and Nightmare Alley (a best picture nominee) got dumped to streaming here with little fanfare.

How was Studio 666 a theatrical feature? It feels like it should be an hour long TV special that airs around Halloween where all the supporting characters are played by Muppets.

RIP Douglas Trumbull, Visual Effects pioneer, inventor, director and legend.

@Harlack As a former wedding photographer I usually passed the time by gauging the irony in the room so this tracks.

I was a wedding DJ from ‘96 -‘99 and wedding parties went absolutely fuck-wild when I played “Paradise by the Dashboard Light”… A song about marrying a girl so that you can sleep with her, then immediately wanting to kill yourself to get out of a marriage you hate.

@Harlack @YahtzeeCroshaw Somewhat related/unrelated it’s amazing what devs like Sparky Pants and Zen Studios have done converting analog games to the digital space.

In about a half hour I'll be live with @YahtzeeCroshaw talking about adapting video games to table games... and how it mostly goes wrong. Watch Here: youtube.com/watch?v=tdSdCo…

Self defense tip for the day. "Monkey steals the peach". Use it. You're welcome. #ninjatraining

@samesmail All due respect Sam but calling someone an idiot never changed anyones mind.

@Harlack Lol Jack thinks mankind will survive until then

Happy Halloween!

Your comfort zone wants you dead and anonymous.

@pattonoswalt Getting blown in Philly isn’t the same thing Patton.

I heard he got blown up in Philly.

@Sgtzima Season Two of Danger Five is definitely better but Darkplace is quite fantastic regardless.

Probably the funniest 6 episodes of TV ever made.

@Sgtzima Not impressed.

Yes

@JamesGunn @UniversalPics Space Cop

Reply and we’ll give you a movie recommendation. 👇

IT’s MY BIRTHDAY SHOW ME PICTURES OF YOUR GODDAMN PETS 🐈🦔🐍🐕🐢🐁🦜🐠🦎🪲

That is in fact French Filmed Blurred because I just learned it the other day.

@TheSamizdat youtu.be/a1xqwUzoBOw This is a magical ‘what if’ for more than one track.

@MartyGriffinKD Marty gets it if you’re in his target demo lol

@MartyGriffinKD Doesn’t like capitalism when it comes to the market for wages. 🤫

In honour of Vincent Price's birthday, I'm rewatching this gem. It's as easy as 1-2-3!

@Sgtzima Bwwwwwwaaaahahahaha i haven’t even seen it and know it’s true. Also why I hated that Dark Crystal reboot.

ARMY OF THE DEAD (2021) Dir. Zack Snyder