Confused Programmer

Only a few on social media are true influencers -rest are the InfluCancers 😂😂

Don’t worry if it doesn’t work right. If everything did, you’d be out of a job. 😂

Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes… it’s mostly about arguing on Social media why your framework is superior. 😂

Real programmers don’t comment on their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand too. 😂

The best debug tool is still: console.log("here 1"), console.log("here 2"), cry...

As a 10+years developer, I don't always write bugs… but when I do, i make sure they survive at least three code reviews. 🙌😂

Always code as if the person who ends up maintaining it is a violent psychopath who knows where you live. 😂

The gap between "I know Programming" and "I know Programming well" is approximately 47 abandoned side projects. 🙂‍↔️

Weeks of coding can save you hours of planning. 🤗

@ayushi_java And then make it work again ! 😂

Make it work. Make it right. Make it fast. In exactly the same order. 💯

Every expert was once a beginner. Keep coding. 🛀

When the manager emails you after 8 pm.

Hush little variable, stay in scope, Daddy’s debugging fueled by hope. 🥺

Delete code fearlessly. Less code, fewer bugs. 🤣

If it is working, i'm fine with it !

@pawanwritescode A clean code that works !

Clean code or code that just works? Be honest ✨

First, solve the problem. Then, write the code. ʘ⁠‿⁠ʘ

The best error message is the one that never shows up. 😂

Code is like humor. When you have to explain it, it's bad. 🤗

Automate the boring stuff. - Your future self will thank you. 😊