Josh Meyer

@weird_empire hi! i haven't received order #3004 (ordered Jan. 1 and shipped Jan. 18) and the tracking page doesn't seem to be working, can you help? fingers crossed...

“Do you want to install the updates now or try tonight?” is a little more conversational than I need my computer to be. Thought someone was asking me out on a date for a sec.

@modaviau @arclight So extra strong over extra soft? Interesting.

Los Angeles is a city where it's cheaper to study perfumery than improv.

Had an abstract dream that bodies are just Waldorf salads floating in space

Can we please retire the phrases "I'm in you" and "I'm inside you" when referring to cities?

Sad to wake up after a night of erotic dreams about Wendy's employees

The chef prepared me a large raw clam. And said I'm never going to eat oysters again. Because oysters are for people who can't handle clams.

Nobody ever told me about Annette Peacock

I wish @Hulu let you turn off the laugh track on classic sitcoms.

In my ideal world, there'd be no such thing as "restroom keys" and every single production of a musical would release an official cast album

@travisbedard Action Packed! Those were awesome. And turns out that they are actually the company that does some in braille

woke from a dream with an urgent need to research braille baseball cards

Working on gratitude today and the first thing that came to mind was, "I don't really have to worry about being killed by a large animal."

...imagining everyone aging as much as the president will in the next four years...

Hey @CalArtsREDCAT, do you have a volunteer program? Because I need to see as many performances of The Designated Mourner as possible :)

My heart rate picks up a little whenever I get a text message, even when it's one I just sent to myself. Sad?

I hate it when someone smiles at me and I miss my chance to smile back before they look away

Dreamt I woke up with a water bottle attached to my hand by a thick wart-like stem

sometimes flossing your teeth feels like getting a free meal