tinytrtle

This is such a garbage idea. Let stories end.

@SilverVVulpes Guy who presses strong disagree because he thinks gay people are *definitely* responsible for *all* of the ridicule they get.

same vibe as when there was a 'homophobia test' going around and my LGBT friends lamented they couldn't score 0 on it due to this item

@fort_cringe Mordecai and Rigby would definitely drink boba, but the series being called "the lost tapes", along with how the original series ended, makes me think this will be set before any of the space stuff in the original. If I'm correct, boba would be incongruous.

We cannot be serious bro

@NotUncleRunk What?

My son: But I like Miles Mowales! Me: I've told you like 6 times now Spiderverse is journeyman nonsense. Keep it up and Mommy is gonna have another miscarriage My son: (backflips and poses like spiderman) Me: Okay was pretty fucking cool

"why? I just thought it had a nice ring to it. Does it sound weird to you?"

"what's that? No I don't believe in nominative determinism. Positively silly belief... Hm? Yes, I still want to name my son 'God Emperor Of Universes Both Known And Unknown, Loved, Revered, And Feared By All And Also He Loves His Parents And Won't Put Them In A Retirement Home'"

@BigDickBarclay Some cells are making the moon bigger, threatening the planet with giant floods. Blah blah blah, Ryan Gosling becomes friends with an alien made out of liquid who communicates by manipulating its shape. Yadda yadda. When do I get my million dollars for the screenplay?

If the Martian did better at the box office Matt Damon would be stuck on Mars again. But this time with a girl boss Muslim/lesbian

@D1gitalTrap Literally just recency bias combined with a bias towards games with active support. A game still having updates coming out does not make it better, it makes you think it is by keeping you in a state of "Ooh! New thing!"

i'm sorry tf2 fans and gw2 fans.... but you guys aren't in the same conversation as the other 3 🥀

@PalmyrPar Literally everything but MDs and, if they were actually real, psychological doctors. Those are the only two professions where route memorization of facts is important. Everything else is just learning how to produce outcomes through physical actions.

There are a ridiculous amount of professions that obviously should’ve been kept to master/apprentice learning methods rather than transferred to the university structure.

@Rhine2RioGrande Do Catholics not have fellowship after every Sunday service? Do Catholics hear "go to church to find a spouse" and think it's someone walking up to you in the sanctuary, during the service, and asking you out?

@vaccumdream Ah, you see it's simple; visual novels aren't video games. They're illustrated ebooks, and watching someone else "play" them would be an illustrated audiobook.

I lowkey never really understood this argument cuz sure ur not a fortnite fan if u never played fortnite but like. Its perfectly reasonable to say ur a fan of a visual novel like ddlc after watching someone else play it fully

@OVTweetmarck I swear, I'm not a liberal, I just get extremely high liberal scores on every single fun little online philosophy test I ever take. They're all tricking me with wording or weird/vague contexts or something.

Hmm

@JadeAtrophis @OVTweetmarck How'd you end up that much of an existentialist?

@OVTweetmarck Very unsurprising results

@BigDickBarclay Does it actually affect people that much? Because being serious, pretty sure I'm not too stupid for subtext, I just don't think much about movies & such. But whenever I do, or get told about a piece of subtext, my first thought is "people allow THAT influence their decisions!?"

@tinytrtle It’s one of the most important weapons that our side has decided to ignore for long enough to where we’ve basically lost a war we didn’t even know we were fighting. But that’s why I am an annoying stick in the mud

Okay guys. Can I be a party pooper stick in the mud about the new RySlop? Or is it too soon?

@BigDickBarclay I'm too stupid for subtext and the world would be a better place if everyone else was too.

@tinytrtle No subtext there. None whatsoever.

@BigDickBarclay He wasn't doing it for the group, he was doing it for his friend. In his final message to Earth he doesn't linger on how "Rocky's entire planet will die" he lingers on how Rocky faces a possibly slow death from a source that's unidentifiable to him.

@tinytrtle Cool. All in service of an outside group and not his own people.

@BigDickBarclay Ok but the whole point there is the character development. He becomes braver throughout the movie (spacewalk to grab capsule, taking off helmet in tube, going outside of ship in planet's atmosphere), culminating in what he believes to be a certain death sacrifice for a friend.

The whole plot of the book/movie is that the protag is selfish and refuses to sacrifice himself for his people but HEY WAIT A MINUTE I made a new friend from an outside group and they are pretty smart and cool. Better sacrifice myself for them instead. JUST KIDDING the outsiders are SOOOOOOOOO smart and noble and cool they just live in paradise with no rock on rock violence and they will take care of me for being such a good boy.

@4minutes4peace @CaptainCons Says a guy actively scrolling and posting on Twitter. Wasting time is a time honored tradition, and comes in many forms.

@CaptainCons Maybe instead of people wasting their time & money watching grown men play games. Everyone there should being doing something better?

This sport looks cool but instead of grabbing flags they should tackle the guy with the ball Could be awesome

@PBValve Your mother's fine though, don't need to worry about avoiding her.

Thank you portal stories: mel

@lmchankins @milehighami You're looking at him relative to other NFL players. NFL players are 1% of 1% types; 0.01%. ask anyone from the 99% to match Brady's arm strength, and they couldn't do it, and the 1% would have to ignore all other facets of the game.

@milehighami Tom Brady didn't win any genetic lotteries, yet still the GOAT...

name 1 sport thats not a genetic lottery.