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@oti_ian It's on good behaviour now

Can cars heal themselves? Huyu Aoi Heishi wangu amenipigia this scratching kelele from Naivasha until Nairobi, kukaribia mechanic, literally 5min away, the noise then stops. Maajabu.

Brit: I’ll schedule the meeting for Monday, June 1st Me: That’s a public holiday in Kenya. I won’t be working. Brit: Really? What’s the holiday about? …

BREAKING VIDEO: Kenya’s Sabastian Sawe becomes the first person ever to win a regular marathon in under two hours, setting a new world record at the London Marathon in 1:59:30! Kenyans invented running™

hapa mtu akona wheelchair mtampata uko nje ya hio dirisha 🤣

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Mnaleta damu na drone yet mahali inaenda hakuna giving set, lab cannot do full hemogram or uecs, hakuna cross matching services , hakuna reagents za blood group, hakuna antihistamines or steroids incase of transfusion reaction, hakuna lasix incase of overload 😂

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There is a demographic, many of whom are even in Government, that does not realize we are living under KANU 2.0, only with a more driven, more polished, more energetic Moi. - All knowing, always visible leader with opinions on everything that is always in the media - Figurehead cabinet secretaries, many of whom we never hear from (lands, water, gender, East African community etc) - Parliament is just an extension of state house. Always and gushingly toes the line - Police and security forces never hesitate to use force on anything even hinting anti-government - Disappearance and kidnapping of critics - Unchecked public borrowing - Dishing out of money to “support” the regime is normalized - Political goons have made a triumphant return - Forest and public land is being excised and allocated to dubious initiatives like “infrastructure”. What is the difference between a parking for Bomas from the national park and a 60 storey KQ from Uhuru park - Functionaries and folks in authority publicly fawning over the president’s leadership, vision, wisdom, etc. - State routinely implying that the freedoms the constitutions have grated Kenyans are in fact a favour from its benevolence - Flagrant and unchecked corruption at such a scale we are increasingly numb - Political appointments with zero attempts to even pretend merit, relevance and experience is a factor - Subsumed and neutered an increasingly clueless official opposition - Not the least bit interested in hearing from the public or even from professionals because it knows everything and knows best Moi, if he was still here, would be impressed at how well his orphans have executed his playbook

Help her re-unite with her family, she has been missing since the 1st of April.

This is how horror movies start… JKIA , Terminal 1A, woman’s toilet … Peekaboo 🫣

@AustinRoy007 Can't run em locally if you don't have GPUs, RAM and storage

Following some of this AI news and it feels like the main reason AI companies love fear mongering might just be projection on their part. They say jobs will disappear but reality is they have to make $ fast because as soon as models are light enough to run locally they are done

Ukienda kwa shamba Naromoru kama kumenyesha. 😂

By the way, this too, is a sign of poor leadership. There's no country worth its professionals and taxes where a government agency would have the gall to tweet like this, let alone have it up for 5 hours and counting.

Enshitification in action. eShitizen if you will

🎶 Cheki ule manzi anavyokam Anavyocheza drum Anavyokata

83 POINTS FOR BAM ADEBAYO. THE SECOND-MOST EVER. Wilt: 100 Bam: 83 Kobe: 81