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Trump Debate Team: stay calm, focused, stay on policy, stay serious, focused Trump: they are eating dogs

@bugguts55 @bud_nick30978 @UgLeee1 @BFSports_07 @StoolBaseball @BarstoolPhilly Then perhaps he shouldn’t be an a-hole

I’m going to pass out.

Thanks for asking Stephen. 1. I wouldn't give her advice unless she asked. 2. After looking at the comments to her posts, I would thank her for offering a place for people who can relate to her, to engage and have a conversation. She replies to the comments and based on that, people seem to appreciate it 3. From a business perspective, I would tell her that the Wellness Space is crowded but if she does this in addition to her job, she might be able to build a nice business. 4. As far as a family. I would tell her to do whatever she thinks is best for her. It's none of my fucking business 5. If I had you both in a room , I would point at her and thank her for trying to bring joy to others and I would point at you and ask what happened that causes you to hate so much. Seriously Stephen. Why so much hate from you?

Chase Utley and Jimmy Rollins throwing out their first pitches to Rob McElhenny & Miles Teller #RedOctober

Learned two things while seeing @gaslightanthem while 6 months pregnant. 1. Limited availability for good rock onesies. 2. @thebrianfallon will spark a pork roll sandwich craving.

.@alisonbrie @kenjeong @dannypudi @YNB @donaldglover @GillianA @peacock @SonyTV @CommunityTV

You know the only way my 6 year old would have a problem with the Little Mermaid being black? If I taught her there was a problem with it.

what kind of shithole human gives a fuck about what color an imaginary character is

UFC veteran and "TUF" winner Elias Theodorou is dead at 34 after a battle with cancer. 💔 Full details: bit.ly/3BxLdWj

😩

Republicans are super cool with forcing a ten year old child to give birth to her rapist's baby but holy fucking shit, she can't see a drag performer because that would be too traumatic

Just completed a huge project at work but I’m more excited about starting my 15th book of 2022. Being an adult is weird.

Throwback to when Taylor Hawkins and the Foo Fighters rick rolled the bigots of Westboro Baptist church...I'm fucking devastated man rip Taylor Hawkins

Unreal

20 more seasons of #murderville plz

Thank you for the four free COVID tests, now please cancel my student loan debt.

@bobbyberk single handedly making me weep with happiness every episode 😩

Betty White dying three weeks before she turned 100 is the final act of performer whose timing was always sharp, always unexpected, and even with the warmest of characters, always a little dangerous. No one else could live to 99 and so perfectly leave us wanting more.

Jordan Klepper vs. Iowans who think Trump won