Tracy Henning

Fun fact: The first week of daylight savings is actually three weeks long for parents. #themoreyouknow #endthemadness

I think I got it down. So every morning I need to budget 15 minutes to feed my kid breakfast, 7 minutes to get him dressed, 4 minutes to put on his shoes and socks, 2 minutes to brush his teeth and additional THREE HOURS for my kid to insist on doing it himself.

Of all the people happy about Biden’s win, I feel like Melania may be the happiest.

Sure see a lot of snowflakes out here right now and none of them voted blue.

This is the first time in months (years?) hitting refresh on actually feels refreshing

I’m now at the point in the election where I just sighed with relief when I realized the downer of a commercial coming on was for cancer and not a political ad. #govote

I feel like eating raw cookie dough is the new “playing with fire” of my 30s

I wish there was a filter on Pinterest that allowed me to turn off the “crack recipes” that show up. I don’t care how good your chicken soup is, Linda, unless you’ve tried real crack I don’t believe your comparison.

So many echo-chambers...so little time

Marriage is just asking the other person what they want for dinner until one of you dies. Love is both secretly hating the meal you decide on.

There are no longer any pictures of me that don’t also contain a baby and/or child #momlife instagram.com/p/CCcZoKtjXAC/…

Yesterday was Loving Day. It was 53 years ago today that the Supreme Court struck down all anti-miscegenation laws remaining in sixteen U.S. states. These laws prevented any inter-racial (but especially black and… instagram.com/p/CBZn8Twj9IH/…

The president apparently has to tweet a specific attack against every single Republican who voices opposition to him. How does he have the time? Why does he care so much? What difference does it make?

@alexwittchen I think I just sprained my eyes rolling them.

How’s quarantine going? Well, my child cried for an hour today because there were “boogies” in his nose. Why were there boogies in his nose? Because he was crying. #sendwine

My 3 year old handed my husband a package of tortellini and said “here are the...noodle hats” and I will never be referring to tortellini as anything else

Does having my 6 month old lick my face for twenty minutes count as a skincare routine? If so I’m gonna come out of this quarantine looking FRESH.

God help me if my three year old figures out how to use the remotes to put on his shows. All my power will have been rendered useless. Anarchy will reign.

Guys help. I made the mistake of laughing at something my three year old said and he hasn’t stopped repeating it for the past three hours

I have added a David Pumpkins slide to every single presentation I have given at my job in the last three years, and I never plan to stop. @tomhanks