𝐃𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐘ᅟ𝒘𝗵𝗲𝗲𝗹𝘀.

⠀congratulations, you’ve been pretending to be human so well.

my turn, baby.

something as gracious as a heart doesn't suit me at all.

⠀congratulations, you’ve been pretending to be human so well.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝔦’m the 𝐬͟𝐰͟𝐞͟𝐞͟𝐭͟𝐞͟𝐬͟𝐭 girl in 𝓽own, so 𝑤ℎ𝑦 are you⠀ so 𝙼𝙴𝙰𝙽 .ᐣ ✿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

ᅟᅟ oh, yeah, hot shot?

ᅟᅟ “omma told ya, didn’t she? lord.” she laughs softly, feeling her features flush. “what. . ?”

ᅟᅟ“i’ve been good.” she laughs again, warmth on her features before ruffling his hair. “jus’ busy with work a lot. lotta animals to care for.”

ᅟᅟ bet i could bench press you.

they’re contagious .

ᅟᅟ“why didn’t ya tell me you’re comin’? i could’va fixed up the room for ya!” a bright smile, squeezing his neck. “how are you?”

i reckon i'd be 𝑙͟𝑢͟𝑐͟𝑘͟𝑦͟ 𝑒͟𝑛͟𝑜͟𝑢͟𝑔͟𝘩 to only 𝐝𝐢𝐞 on hills that are 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘴𝘵 to 𝗺͟𝘆͟ ͟ ͟𝗵͟𝗲͟𝗮͟𝗿͟𝘁 .

ᅟᅟ ᅟ 𝒔.𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒊𝒛 𝘶𝘱𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴: ᅟ ‘ you’re too slow. ’ ᅟᅟ

ᅟᅟ immediately hopping to hug his neck. “xander!”

yawns . . .

ᅟᅟ and he didn’t think of warning her?!