Tony Tornay

If you haven’t done so yet, check out my band @allsoulsband video for our first single “Never Know!!!” You’ll be stoked, promise! youtu.be/0NeH4uLII3g

Next Wednesday (07/27/22) at Brick - @allsoulsband with @ApeMachine and #LosPinchePinches! Get tix at bit.ly/AllSoulsSD #LiveAtBxB #AllSouls @RippleMusic @ttgopp @magicape

@kevvy Dude, there are a couple of people that really fucked with me over the years, and they have all died kinda gnarly, untimely, deaths. It’s actually kinda weird and creepy… moral of the story, don’t fuck with me, I guess. I must have some weird wizard force field.

@kevvy I can't wait to get pregnant!

Here’s a quandary, I hate thieves but I love the word “thieves.”

@runncrcls 🖤🖤🖤

@ranchodelaluna Thank you!!!! 🖤🖤🖤

happy birthday @ttgopp hope it’s fantastic ! tons o love

I am also down

You know, I never really thought about it, but Norwegian Black Metal is just Scandinavian Juggalo, right?

Playing music is the closest thing to feeling truly free that I have ever felt.

I’m the greatest Tony Tornay-type drummer in the world!

It’s an honor for me to let you meet me.

@TeddyFeed So, I clicked, Its dumb, but also they claim that Rain Man came out in 1998. So, really who should be embarrassed about bloopers?

"This has to be the most embarrassing blooper in movie history."

@40forty @lockerroomapp @LennyDykstra’s fake teeth!!!

@40forty @NoLayingUp @PreProGolf Who hit the ball now FaFa Flow High was around, but The Hein is supreme.

Masters haiku time. Best response to this tweet gets a @PreProGolf rangefinder. Go.

Six years ago yesterday, damn. Promo shoot for #Slayer’s #Repentless record. Fun crew that day too, thanks @stephaniehobgoodhair @ttgopp @andersonwestley! #garyholt #kerryking #andrewstuartphotos instagr.am/p/CNJJcQGDu31/

@kevvy @FINALLEVEL Fair enough!

ICE Cold Fact: There’s NOTHING a Hater hates more … Than somebody doing better than them.

@kevvy I have a cat named Molly. That seems like a friendly name to me and she will snuggle the shit out of you. She is doing that to me right now!

@senatemajldr Fuck. You.

BREAKING: As the American people continue battling the coronavirus this holiday season, they will not be on their own. Congress has just reached an agreement. We will pass another rescue package ASAP. More help is on the way.

@TrackRivals They must be ripped under all of that fat.

@tommyvon Ha! That blizzard of 78 video! I lived in Dover at the time. I remember my pops and I digging a path to the driveway, then digging out the cars, then waiting a day or two for the plows.