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how could he do this 2 me.. #fakeminkisoverparty

sober as a judge playing wikipedia games #this is senior year

my body so tea😭😭😭😭😭🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

the new jen shah interview has deeply touched my heart. she is so classy and humble. and she has served her time and made herself even stronger and more graceful in the process. i hope to see more of her.

@deuxbatman ?

greek yogurt, strawberries, pistachios, matcha, flaky salt, olive oil . currently transferring my data from old iphone to new iphone so shot on mac photobooth

was this close to breaking down before pressing play on pretty girl dose. literally just sucked a tear back into my eye im chillingggg!!!

@deuxbatman @virtualjew @SkettiLuvr1973 one thing about don draper he seized the day

the sun that makes you take a 3 hour lunch break and have an affair

@housewivesofslc @kkrocketz CLEAR YOUR CALENDAR

🎥| Jen Shah sits down with People Magazine in her first-ever post prison interview! Interview drops tomorrow! #RHOSLC

if u weren’t mine i’d be jealous of ur love

@acnewarrior72 @LoakIsMyPrince @deuxbatman @aidan____3 @anianiani3727 i seriously hate u

@LoakIsMyPrince @twerkdotcom @deuxbatman @aidan____3 @anianiani3727

Your fat ass friends be like "We going to the park” then you check FindMy and they're at the edge of the park like Ok

@acnewarrior72 booo 👎

@Clav0Updates @squidlipsjim

The WHOLESOME moment Clavicular started SMILING after ice cream maxxing 🥹❤️‍🩹

@acnewarrior72 ?

@SkettiLuvr1973 @lobotomywombat lol yeah shoulders is 100x worse

@lobotomywombat x.com/i/status/20386…

a kid in middle school told me on the bus that if u tie a sweatshirt around ur waist as a boy it means ur hiding a boner and if ur a girl it means ur hiding a period stain and i internalized it so much that everytime im too hot in a sweatshirt i just have to keep it on

@SkettiLuvr1973 it also looks EXTREMELY GAY! best to keep the sweater on, or hold it super awkwardly in your hands💪

@SkettiLuvr1973 ur life is a movie!🍿

thesis due on Wednesday but advisor tells me that he wrote his PhD dissertation in 3 nights on a cocaine bender so I'll be fine

@OrganizerMemes crucial difference is israel is a jewish supremacist state by law. by its own admission. etc. that’s literally the point of israel. it’s not just like..something people say.

"Jewish supremacy" is the easiest tell of when someone's Anti zionism is just antisemitism the equivalent to the right using "radical Islam" a decade ago, not distinguishing between religion and extremist ideology Especially since the vast majority of Zionists are Christian