U serious Guy?

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U serious Guy?

U serious Guy?

@useriousguy

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@nouisyorkk >once in a while >entire grocery cart is shit that would make a child obese and malnourished >blames their diabetes diet on fucking WHIMSY of all things That's like saying you drink soda all day for the sense of adventure
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lemon ✨@nouisyorkk·
mmkay muting this cause people are weird, everyone stay whimsical and eat some silly little food every once in awhile✨
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lemon ✨@nouisyorkk·
27 years old grocery shopping like this, am i cooked
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@nouisyorkk "Whimsy is when I eat like a toddler every day" the word you're looking for is infantilization, not whimsy. Your quirk chungus diet has nothing to do with a playful and imaginative way of viewing life, you just like cheese salt and fat and eat it exclusively
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@whateverbs99 Man you can not like LeBron without cornball made up PED bullshit. Now you sound just as dumb as his stans
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@raisinchoirgirl Is there a reason yall people of a...certain aesthetic, make your entire existence just a list of your sexual kinks, who you watch porn of, and your micro-disabilities? Cuz like, I always know intimate details about yall's mental health, but not a single other thing about you
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Epic Maps 🗺️@theepicmap·
It’s wild how the world basically runs on nothing but this.
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@Legreatnessss Then fuck off and never pretend to be a laker fan again. God damn this is why we LOATHE you player stan bitches, you fucking hate the sport
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Legreatness@Legreatnessss·
It’s gonna hurt like hell knowing that the Lakers win a chip, and Bron will not be the FMVP💔
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moose 🐦‍🔥@usermooseontwt·
im not even exaggerating list’d feels like old sports twt. real ball knowers instead of trolls and engagement farmers
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@polyfraggrenade Dumb fucking moron doesn't know what Live Action Role Playing is because this shit makes zero sense Also WAAAAHHHH ONE OF THE MODT POPULAR THINGS TO EXIST IN MODERN STORYTELLING GETS REFERENCED AND IS ENJOYED BY CASUALS WAAAAHHHH WAAAAAHHHHHH
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@polyfraggrenade @lilbrudder2 WOAAAHH NO WAY A FUCKING POPULAR QUOTE THAT IS IN A FUCKIG VIDEOGAME STREAMERS PLAY GETS REPOSTWD NO FUCKING WAYYYYYY. are you honest to God mentally retarded?
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polly (moo)@polyfraggrenade·
@lilbrudder2 cult following of ppl who never read it and just post the hate speech
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@nyaraVT We finally got to the point of performance lgbtqs just making up entire patches of history now. "Actually the death camps weren't liberated and they were 98% lgbtq and even the jews spat on us and called us slurs and then and then and then"
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nyara@nyaraVT·
Quick reminder when the Allies free’d people from concentration camps, they free’d everyone except those with pink triangles
uuvoh✨@catboyuuvoh

never forget.

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@nyaraVT Quick reminder that performative Twitter gays will literally lie to you that America restarted Treblinka and Buchenwald just to murder gays while cackling and causing lightning to strike dramatically. That didn't happen, fuck you
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@wafflecuckballs @ChorazyU "The point is whypepo raysust" well that's just stupid then and makes the movie a lot less thought provoking and meaningful
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@wafflecuckballs It's less that and more the thing about every black empowerment movie ever made making every single white person ever into a LITERAL klansman, every single time, and then gleefully killing them brutally. Like ok, not every black man is a Tonton Macoute. Not every white man = nazi
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@b10wflygrl @Nekropsychotik Well to be honest that is possibly the only negative take you could possibly have that would succeed in sounding more retarded than their art looks
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momoo@b10wflygrl·
@Nekropsychotik they blocked me for calling it an ungoonable artstyle
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Nadirmir@Nekropsychotik·
this artstyle is so unappealing and ugly that i can't stop looking at it in pure awe at how can be something be this ugly
Bacon@ieatmysnawt

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@Jumpshot8 Jealous? Mah bitch I hate watching him making stupid faces and playing dead on the court 30x per game so he can barley get 20 points for a superteam playing against the fucking kings or some shit
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@YourGOATisBron LeBron has nowhere near the most rings Or the best stats Or the most accolades He plays in the easiest era ever Versatility and leadership are nebulous concepts at best Dominance again, not close to Bill Russell/John Havliceck. Damn near this whole thing is lies and bullshit
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𝔸𝕝𝕝𝕒𝕙𝕦𝔸𝕜𝕓𝕣𝕠𝕟🐐
If you go by Rings, it’s LeBron. If you go by Stats, it’s LeBron. If you go by Accolades, it’s LeBron. If you go by Difficulty, it’s LeBron. If you go by Longevity, it’s LeBron. If you go by Versatility, it’s LeBron. If you go by Leadership, it’s LeBron. If you go by Dominance, it’s LeBron. If you mix all those things up, it’s LeBron James 🐐👑
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