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licking the 2 week old grease and fat off of a used cast iron pan

your going to be who your going to be tomorrow whether you want to or not

THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON JENKEM

dominos just sho up at da door wit 60 dolas wurt a pizza

2027 will be my last year

@MrF1677665 >asked about year >names a month

i think im gradually going through worse mental states each year but december 2025 was possibly the closest to death

@mukherjee1223 @IncelsCo

@IncelsCo you're gay

>mfw I've been single for 32 years

omg tung tung tung sahur my goat

@scrumportfolio Hahahahahaha laughing out loud L.O.L.😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 period Alexa send this to my rabbi Send tweet Send Send tweet

@whatdoesphmean keanu reeve

beating my son to death with a nintendo switch charging dock because he didnt laugh at big chungus

@spot_arknights @kangminlee snep

@kangminlee I get a lot of photography of animals. I’d say my timeline is rather cleansed.

Do it for a timeline cleanse.

Jumper Cables vs Penis

downloading a big mac

@2MaNYuSrNmeRuls @WomenBeingAwful @JohnDavisJDLLM Leviathan god of gluttony appeared in front of me Leviathan god of gluttony will Create Gas if you see him I see him all the time he Creates Gas Leviathan God of Gluttony will appear Remember This

The Susie’s Yells. “He’s Not Dead! He’s Just Asleep. &. I Love Him &. I Am Keeping Forever!! &. Naming Him “Ryan”. &. He Will Be My Best Friend Forever”. But You’re Cooking &. Foods Burning Because You Just Aren’t Quite There Yet With Ccoking Skllls.. okay Yea Sure Go Do That Now. But Didn’t Hear &. now Susie’s Got Me Fitted mmm. Now i Thraub

Can women do anything without making it sexual?

@BRHNR1 brapzil close enuff

@whatdoesphmean I'm not Mexican

doing this cheap interaction bait again because i am bored and as of now i have nothing of substance to post. ask me anything below

i will steal any object i can carry

@FreddyAndGordon @KingMandr1ll @Jabz_CFC why dont you do it

@whatdoesphmean @KingMandr1ll @Jabz_CFC Dude it’s really pathetic you keep liking all your own tweets.

Tony Stark's daughter is all grown up.

you will hear zack d films speaking when something big is about to happen

@pastamancerKol just block/report/harass/dox/rape/kill/ignore/DNB spam in DMs/shit on anyone with anime on their profile

They should make an extension like shinigami eyes but is for who is a proshipper/lolicon

copium overdose