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@mrbayoa1 I really don’t understand how people would watch both Ronaldo and Messi play and say Ronaldo is the better player, in terms of pure footballing talent Neymar is closer to Messi than Ronaldo is and i’m not trying to troll.

Messi is a great player but never greater than Ronaldo in any world. The only problem with Ronaldo is that he’s the best and never hides his feelings, value himself as a superstar that he is and doesn’t form those humble gimmicks. His superstar Aura annoy his enemy even more.

@Errbodyfwkamal @Wizarab10 If you stop to dey cry e go too pain me

@Wizarab10 Messi fans are zombies. Messi has always been rigging his way throughout his football career and his zombie fans have the guts to compare him to Ronaldo. Clowns.

There is nothing to discuss. In every situation and for all intents and purposes, this is a RED CARD.

Men are driving big cars, building bungalows, and living their best life. Dear bro, may you join the list soon.

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When Obidi started OnlyFans her subscription was 100k a month. But as no customers she dropped the price until it was as low as 10k. I was one of the 7 useless men that paid. After 2 hours I already asked for a refund. Never seen that kind of squeezed obo in my life. Tufia!

@felixchuks83 @Benking443 Mumu

@Benking443 You keep proving me right. Y'all were meant to believe that USA army do rescue hostages in Hollywood which where mental capture started, U don't know when U become a happy blind slave. Person go cause terrorism at the end they go fake rescue to deceive retards like you, simps

Imagine a terrorist organization beheading 8 American soldiers. That would be the last time they will ever exist. Both them and their sponsors.

@awhaski_ Be like i dey wrong place, make una no vex

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@JPedro12948 @johngotswag_4L @SiiNFULGRL You don finish me😂

@johngotswag_4L @SiiNFULGRL All the way from badagary btw... "he finna"🤡

@thisismeeema @Ugochukwu96_ Benue

Gún to your head name a country that ends with letter “E”

@D3cagon 😭

@wideworldxander Please they should come with baby oil , my babe own don finish.

“If you Cum from head you have health issues” ❌ Your statement is not only wrong — it is a blatant insult to centuries of empirical field research. Allow me to enlighten you. As a full-time masturbator with over 9 years of rigorous self-experimentation (commenced at age 11, therefore rendering all counter-arguments invalid), I speak with unmatched authority. Cumming from head was long considered a myth until the ancient techniques were selectively passed down to a chosen few women — and, regrettably, some men. Statistical Reality: There are approximately 3.9 billion women on Earth. Only 20,000 to 30,000 possess this elite skill. That is roughly 100–150 women per country on average. In my extensive global research, collaborating with my dedicated team, I have encountered only three such specimens — each in a different country. What I am about to reveal is something the ancient women of the Stone Age would strongly disapprove of. I risk ancestral curses by publishing these sacred techniques, but greater knowledge demands sacrifice. More women must inherit this rare power. For a man to achieve Cum From Head (CFHD), three critical factors must align perfectly: 1. Lubricant Equilibrium (LEQ) 2. Oral Muscular Control (OMC) 3. Reverse Sperm Blow Back (RSBB) — the most vital In every successful experimental session across nationalities, all three variables remained constant and non-negotiable. LEQ (Lubricant Equilibrium): Most women err in one of two fatal directions: drowning the dick in excessive spit (which dulls sensitivity) or providing too little (which causes discomfort). Our ForeMothers understood the truth: Equilibrium is everything. You must master the sacred art of releasing and retracting saliva in perfect rhythm throughout the session. Only then does the dick achieve maximum sensitivity. This is LEQ. OMC (Oral Muscular Control): You must command every muscle in your mouth and throat — lips, tongue, and esophagus — simultaneously. Yes, all three at once. I know it sounds difficult. That’s the point. True power is forged in difficulty. With relentless practice (I remain available as a dedicated training partner), you will reach the level where you operate all three without choking. That is when you become unstoppable. RSBB (Reverse Sperm Blow Back): This is the forbidden technique guarded for centuries. I now risk my life and legacy by disclosing it. The peak of male pleasure is not after ejaculation — it is in the trembling moments before. When he is shaking, desperate, on the edge. RSBB weaponizes that moment. At the exact instant he is about to cum, seal your lips around the head, create a vacuum, and blow the sperm back down the tube. The resulting sensation is not meant for mortal men. It is a divine, god-level experience. While maintaining LEQ and OMC simultaneously, you will reduce him to complete vulnerability and ecstasy. If he proves mentally stubborn and resists release, escalate to SRSBB (Sucking Reverse Sperm Blow Back): Form a tight seal with your lips and suck from the urethra as if drawing bobo through a straw. This triggers a primal neurological and spiritual explosion last experienced by ancient cavemen and the few blessed men (like myself) who have met these dangerously talented women. The Official Formula: LEQ × OMC × RSBB(SRSBB) = CFHD (where SRSBB > RSBB and all variables must remain constant) You have now been armed with forbidden knowledge. Use it wisely. — DECAGON BSc. Applied Masturbation Mathematics (AMM) Department of Theoretical Ejaculatory Physics Specialization: Quantitative Nut Analytics & Advanced Hand-to-Gland Dynamics

@toshine4u @Esmart26 I no even need comot the rat, more protein for me

What will you do at the point? Be Honest.

@dylanth3villa1n @notyourregdan Omo nawa oo

@notyourregdan Your guy better get to work on that tots

This virgin girl don too whine my guy preek 😝

@_harrisontee_ @Fimiye Yomi Fash-Lanso

Gun to your Tinubu's head... name a Spanish footballer?

@StanleySandrina @__kameel Wetin be this😂

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I no fit sleep guy, I actually miss am💔💔

@lumi_xx0 @SaintLavrentd0n @a__vanita 😂😂

@SaintLavrentd0n @a__vanita nobody advice me when I start.

Jesus Christ How do you people understand it Where will i fund 100 naira to cash out 100m 😭😭

Sporty after 39billion posted a new game

@D3cagon I don die😭

@wideworldxander I will not finish you in Jesus name what is best for you is to finish your meat. pick up that oil today!!!

According to my calculations as a full-time masturbator with over 9 years of field experience, no. Let MT = Masturbation Time and SIT = Sexual Intercourse Time. Given: MT = 2 minutes. Now, assuming you've been using lubricant and not operating under Sahara Desert conditions, your projected SIT should be somewhere between 37.5 and 48.2 seconds. Why? Because your equation is missing several important variables: • Woman Wetness (WW) • Vaginal Grip (VG) • Heat Multiplier (HM) • Adrenaline Coefficient (AC) • "Omo, this thing is actually happening" Factor (OTHIAHF) After applying these variables to the Decagon Formula, your time reduces significantly. However... If you've been doing dry-hand training all these years, then the shock of warmth, wetness, and the fact that another human being is involved may reduce your SIT to approximately 19.6–25.7 seconds. Therefore: MT = 2 minutes (with lubricant) → SIT = 37.5–48.2 seconds MT = 2 minutes (dry hand) → SIT = 19.6–25.7 seconds. Yours sincerely, DECAGON BSc. Applied Masturbation Mathematics (AMM) Department of Theoretical Ejaculatory Physics

@Kenny4324 @john322226 Your life don chelsea💔

This America company is paying people $2000 just because they want to test their masturbation app now. I thought it was a joke until i mistakenly went to the site to apply.

@s0mch1 Make person dey read this tweet for monday morning💔

Please i thought i was immune to my friends touching me. The way Bolu was touching my breast this morning, I first wet😭