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@AnimeSerbia Am I ironically woke? The butt of my joke? Or am I just some post Coke average skinny bloke?

THE BANKS ARE OUT OF MONEY. THE GAS STATIONS ARE OUT OF GAS. THE BANKS ARE WHERE YOU GET GAS NOW. HIT FAST CASH AND THE ATM WILL SLIME YOU WITH IT NICKELODEON STYLE. MEANWHILE HOSES AT GAS STATIONS NOW DISPENSE SACAGAWEA DOLLAR COINS AT HIGH SPEED. WITHDRAWALS CAN INJURE OR KILL

He and Patrick Doran could’ve changed the world together

lore drop: i once told a guy at a farmer’s market his flute playing was very andre 3000–esque he said “that’s good, i am andre 3000” we chatted for a bit, then he drifted off playing the flute. no one else around knew who he was compliment people, you never know where it may lead

you’ve got a doorbell? I’LL RING IT.

@M1das_OW2 @sle3py_t34

@sle3py_t34 if y’all keep doing this there won’t be any youtubers left

no hate to this guy in particular but we need to eradicate the “green screen + holding microphone” genre of youtuber and soon

@M1das_OW2 @SHANKSTOPME why the worst deadlock item

@SHANKSTOPME #TRUTHNUKE

She’s got the one of the coolest character designs, coolest DF, coolest personality I love her sooo much and her ghosts

@LFauexProd Okay but the people in DC specifically need to cool it

People need to honk more. Americans are so sensitive about honking and take it personally. It's just a form of communication. I rely on the person behind me to honk at red lights so I know when to stop looking at my phone.

You wouldn’t last an hour in the Gotham asylum where they raised me

At least 3 of these at varying price points where I live

let them out

Doesn’t matter whether Chuck Norris had/died from AIDS. That shouldn’t affect his legacy or anyone else’s

@whorewerton @mtvsthestate Honestly Matt’s reaction to seeing him was tame

this might genuinely be the funniest shit i’ve ever seen in my life by the way

men are so good at compliments

this was upsetting to make btw #ntbts #ntbtstm #ntbtstmspoilers

you're on your last legs, cream corn. you should have thought twice before you crossed can opener! for gods sakes my name is your arch nemesis.

@awawawhoami @abdiqtae I was like barely too old for that one to be a tuber I watched and I always thought this when I’d see their name lmao