evil witch
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evil witch
@witchofevil
casting my evil spells...
enchanted forest Inscrit le Mart 2021
591 Abonnements149 Abonnés
is this objectively the prettiest kitty of all time
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being an anaesthesiologist gotta be funniest non-funny job in the world
winwin@bokisplanet
most insane part of surgery was my anesthesiologist telling me “btw, i switched your IV to the anesthesia☺️” and i just went “you’ve laced me. how very dare you” and instantly woke up w no titties covered in blankets
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axe bringing out the pre-30% crits just to kill a baby
Earclacks@Earclacks
Crossbow 🎯 VS 🪓 Axe
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thumb duo ids in 3…2…1… oh! Intercepted by a certain sinclair faust ID!
Yamato Kasai@HAMOloid
Between Two Worlds…ざわ…
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evil witch is the youngest evil witch ever to start watching Backrooms.
She is too old to be quantified to an age.
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I definitely couldve done better if i had magic bullet ego but i barely made it anyway
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@Darkermagics people when you tell them that torturing animals is bad
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People being absolutelt unhinged under this post lmao
Witch Doctor Morrigan PHD@Darkermagics
@greggleshitter @ClingClams @noinconsistency So there is this thing called humane euthanasia where you kill it as painlessly as possible and not fucking torture it before hand then killing it in agony. This is genuinely sociopathic behavior get some help man.
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@Jesteroftheland crashing my broom while speeding on a rural road into a moose and my remains splatter across the road like paint
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are you kidding me none of you all could have like flicked her before the transition and i had to waste a turn
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explaining burger to americans- why the fuck is the misinformation machine on the information fucntion
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trump getting that curse of ra teeth probably had him tied up like a mummy
Pop Base@PopBase
Donald Trump recalls meeting the President of Egypt: “He was in a hotel, and I met him, and we fell in love, deeply in love. He didn’t even wanna meet Hillary [Clinton], he said “you’re going to win”… We had great chemistry, and I stayed twice as long as I was supposed to”
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@Earclacks that settles my choice between to brew sinister potions or cast sinister spells, then…
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no magical ladies dont fight each other why dont you two pair up to slay me together instead haha
Earclacks@Earclacks
Potion 🌡️ VS ⚜️ Scepter
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i can have every animal in a 30 metre radius drop dead with Extinguish Life but the best photo of a bird i got is blurry, rushed and covered by branches
anteaterfacts🐜@ieatantz
I find wildlife photography to be far more impressive than hunting and killing an animal. Have you ever tried to take a photo of a bird? Shits hard
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I find wildlife photography to be far more impressive than hunting and killing an animal. Have you ever tried to take a photo of a bird? Shits hard
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