Big Beautiful Woman

@shtoosy LMFAO

I almost never think about Spain or its people.

You met me at a very my dad died time in my life

Ok sorry that the annoying mile end kicks clip is taken out of context and its satire and we r supposed to hate them aaaah im sorry im sorry !!!!!!!!!!!

This scene makes me think that we don’t need a movie about Montreal from the perspective of someone from Toronto. Maybe make a nice movie about Oakville or Guelph.

Ever since that cindy crawford interview i actually instantly hate any person i see on their phone while getting their makeup done. AND LIKE FILMING themselves on their phone getting their makeup done. SO DISRESPECTFUL!!!

I love this "annoying guy" character you explore with your poetry and tweets

Wearing my sluttiest shirt to the office its the one where ppl can see the entire texture of my nipples

I was just a client work call where an issue miraculously resolved and i went THANK GOD one hundred times.

I am always thanking God in a teams meeting!

Me in any work call whenever a problem gets resolved in a mysterious way: THANK GOD! Me in any work call whenever a problem gets resolved in a clear way that makes sense: THANK GOD!

Just got a double take from the shawarma guy while i was deep in the lineup cuz i havent been to the spot in a while #YESIAMVERYATTRACTIVE

How do i stop sleeping in my makeup :(

Im personally Pro!!!

Are you pro or against your partner flirting with their boss

When i read something touching and literally my entire body fills with tingles im like Thank God I Have A Soul.

I feel like applying lipliner is just really fun like its a fun fidgeting thing and it requires some precision so it feels brings more accomplishment than lipgloss

Life is so beautiful

I really want to meet a woman that thinks they perform poorly on a first date

HOW ABOUT WE LAY OFF ALL INFLUENCERS???