Can't really lucid dream, if I realize I'm dreaming I just wake up.
At some point my brain got in an arms race with me and most nights I dream of waking up after realizing I'm dreaming in an infinite loop of waking and going back to sleep in different beds, all of which are fake
@wodunit Looney Toons-ass metacognition description.
Imagine a brain chasing and hitting you with a hammer to wake you up, just to do it again.
Scooby Doo doors ad infinitum type things.