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Police: "PLEASE STOP SHOOTING LASERS AT US"

We're just now getting back first ever x-ray images of the moon. Flat earthers are already claiming these are fake

sorry i don’t get this how does an entirely different country’s immigration gestapo get to even enter canada

@OldInternetFeel Um, no thanks

@jayroo69 MAGA people want you executed for protesting but think Trump's being edgy for threatening to wipe an entire nation off the earth

My cat when I'm 37 seconds late feeding him:

Can't believe these images we're seeing of the moon. They are so breathtaking. I'm awake at 4AM because I'm too excited. Humans have never seen anything so marvelous before

@dykessemble I remember a few were made to look like suicide

Leftwing Duck says Stay Dangerous

@Todd46359927111 @SmashleySuplex You're lucky if you can find a $1200/m studio with black mold, roaches, bed bugs, sink flies, daddy long legs, slugs on the walls, those little silverfish coming up out of the floorboards, and is haunted.

@SmashleySuplex Seattle is terrible, no one should come here. Your Boomer relatives were right.

Forever complaining about all the bad things about Washington because I’m actually lowkey gatekeeping how great it is 🤫

@asphyxious2 @thedebralea There are christian colleges they can go to where you don't have to learn any of the actual sciences, but that would still be to much for most of them

@thedebralea Nah. Conservatives hate college. You guys won’t like it.

Conservatives need to go to college. We need conservative doctors. We need conservative lawyers. We need conservative chemists. Above all, we NEED conservatives in the classrooms reminding their peers that not everyone thinks the same. Takes one mind to change thousands.

@memechaotic Just get the giant chipotle burrito with extra everything, that's like 3 solid meals

What's the move here?

@Todd46359927111 That's because he was gooning at the cops the whole time and fantasizing about getting to grovel at the feet of prison guards and lick their boots through the prison bars

@ACABSTUDIOS Ryan actually looked better in his prison photo, ironically.

You never see leftists talking about MAGA women like this 🤔

@RedclawDraws The comments are full of EXPERTS™

There’s COLOR ON THE MOON. This shit is so cool man we’re living through historical times

You know this guy autoasphyxiates to generative groc porn of his favorite lefist women

@Skylor570310 If Ilan had sex with or married her brother that would be so easy to prove, but you can't prove it because it never happened and you know it. Everytime you tell a lie, your neck grows a little longer, Skylor

2 things. 1st off, this is coming from a brother fucking bitch who is behind the daycare scandal in Minnesota, and 2, notice how only "certain accounts" can reply when she is a public servant and must be forced to be open to all American citizens???

@BrianaRoseLee America's always been the bad guy

Americans realize we are the bad guys in this war, right?

@gnukeith It all goes into their brain like people do a keg stand

Stupid question, is there gravity inside the body because like how are they able to swallow stuff?

@layla_lawrenson @TheRealFarley You look like you ate too much fiber and beans

@TheRealFarley I hate Portlands homeless with every fiber of my being

Homeless people in Portland are so inconsiderate. They take up entire sidewalks, zoning off on drugs, as normal people are forced to walk over them to get from point A to point B.

@Todd46359927111 @TheRealFarley Brandon Farley is the walrus koo koo katchu

@TheRealFarley Unfortunately, there's a pear shaped Nazi skulking around. Get a job, Fatley.

@TheRealFarley Then there's your walrus ass taking up the entire sidewalk as you waddle through the pearl with your coffee mug