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@seopirath Brains. Badly implemented.

@mishmashtan Donuts are your weekness as a pilot

@AbstractCode Donuts.

It’s so great attending meet ups where there’s lots of “Michelle”s (including the speaker!) every time someone says “love your work Michelle” I can pretend they’re talking about me! 😀

@mishmashtan Who do you think is the antagonist?

@AbstractCode Colin you should pilot the robot 😂😂😂

@mishmashtan This is not a reference I understand unless that's a person I do not know. Get in the Eva, Mishmash

@AbstractCode Ah I forgot to take Kise with me I was in a hurry 😂

I watched Makoto Shinkai’s new movie, Susume no Tojimari. And I’m sorry to say this but I’ve become an old fart who can no longer believe in the true love formed over a few days between a young adult and younger teen no matter how exciting the adventure 🤣🥲 Fun movie tho

@mishmashtan anthropomorphise not personify

The one thing that really sucks about watching movies by yourself is there’s no one to talk to about it after you finish the movie.

@mishmashtan Have you considered kidnapping? Or a giant robot you personify?

@simone_au Please allow 8 to 10 years for delivery

@simone_au Should we send snacks? Or batteries?

@seopirath I have a tiny apartment convenient bottle size works much better for me.

@seopirath Well how else do you expect me to get superpowers? Kids these days, honestly...

@larsklint <insert code metaphor>

In today's farm adventures 😬👨‍🌾🚜

@BoozyBadger Like that but not all in caps would seem to cover all the information relevant to the query.

@SwiftOnSecurity I am waiting for you to describe how the EVAs are made of corn.

Oh no I'm a weeb

@larsklint What do you have that’s mobile and wants to kill you? Children. But also llamas.

Unifi Mobility is here. Now, how do I use it on the farm.... 🤔 youtube.com/watch?v=Nlu7_r…

@seopirath All of them?

@BoozyBadger If I can’t have cake I’m not going to die

@simone_au Lots of terrible jokes

@mishmashtan The murder is the most inappropriate thing you’ve ever done apart from the Classic ASP

@AbstractCode True once they see the murder the Insta will seem so normie

My twitter is very “look I pretend to be a semi professional adult feeling cute might delete later” and my Insta is more “look at me living my BEST LIFE I CAN’T FEEL YOUR JUDGEMENT THROUGH A SCREEN” and I’m realising perhaps it wasn’t a good idea to give them both the same handle

@mishmashtan I’ve seen you murder…a donut

@mishmashtan You need a third really inappropriate thing to distract from the Instagram. Is there a social media site for assassins?