Agent Scootyboot

@cuckinguke Who tf are you? Are you funny? Wanna come to a comedy show? CHARLOTTE, NC I honestly have no idea when exactly…. Soon. I’m a regular guy- you know what pay me $3 before I keep going

WHERE’s MY WIIIIIIIFE lmao

Hahahaha WHAT’s his number I wanna talk to him

@tomsegura I WANNA BE A COMEDIAN HELP

This lady’s a comedian

@klissabatt A little gay for chicks like you, freak

if ur attracted to me ur prolly a little gay tbh

Just got off the phone with @ComedyZoneCLT and the kid on the phone (+1 (980) 321-4702 btw CALL THEM PLS) told me their email at 1pm on the dot thecomedyzoneclt@gmail.com I spoke with Owen (great kid btw) and completely ate up $3 of his time… (3 minutes) telling him I wanna be a comedian… feels great

@MintyTHELion call @ComedyZoneCLT and ask them to log into their Twitter please I want A JOB LEMMIE BE A COMEDIAN SO I CSN FIND MY WIFE

@ComedyZoneCLT AAAAAAH WAKE UP HELLO

@MintyTHELion oh oh oh oh sooooooo, have you ever tried speed dating? I find it kinda fun… I wanna see who can keep up with my psychobabble lol Hi I do comedy at @ComedyZoneCLT call em and ask em why I haven’t asked them for a job yet

@creaturnofilter DAMN thx I owe you $3 Lemmie give it to you after my first show in @ComedyZoneCLT idk when it’ll happen but call em and ask this guy why I keep bugging them pls

@AgentScootyboot yuo have to find a wife with spider pusi

my pussy is demonic

@z0mbiegirls That shit is fun ngl -26 year old white guy btw I DO COMEDY IN CHARLOTTE, NC @ComedyZoneCLT ASK FOR ME THEYLL KNOW THE DATE AND TIME cause I work there lol call em and ask for me pls pls pls lol

grinding on his leg as we make out when </3

@iitsneverlupus Hello!

hiiii all I'm back from my break off x!!

By bashing your head against a wall repeatedly until little chunks of brain come out lol

@MintyTHELion Hey man do you do comedy?

Girl not now.

@irlsnowbunny Good luck with that!!!! Fr!!!!

I need someone to carry me in video games while controlling my vib🙏🏻 #nsfwtwt #gaming

@cinnamxchi Why?

I was always so insecure abt this picture