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Asmongold reveals the moment his dad's brutal honesty changed his entire outlook on life "My dad was the biggest asshole I've ever met. I love my dad, he was a great person and he helped me so much. But he was a fucking asshole like you have no idea." "I was really upset and crying and he just goes, what the fuck's wrong with you? Of course it's bad. Life isn't about being happy. Stop being a pussy. It's gonna get worse. You know that right? It's gonna keep getting worse." "At the time I thought this is the last thing I need to hear. But it was actually the main thing I needed to hear right there." "I was even crying about the fact that he was getting older. He's like, yeah, and it's gonna get worse and then I'm gonna die. And you know what? He was right. And in a weird way, telling me that prepared me for it. When it happened, I was ready."

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Asmongold says there is not a single place on earth better for minorities than America "There is not a single country and a single place that is better for any minority in the world than America. Especially black people." "Go to China, it's not very good. A lot of places in South America, not very good. In America? It's great." "I guarantee you none of these people would want to live in Africa. They're awful. They're run by warlords."

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Asmongold shares the craziest story about his dad's first marriage and how it ended "My dad's first wife was a crazy fucking bitch. He woke up and it was wet, it was her blood. She had been cutting herself in the bed with him. He just got home from a 12 hour shift." "The last time he saw that bitch was when they were wheeling her away to the mental institution with the bar doors. He waved her goodbye and said that's it, I'm done." "One time we were going out for barbecue and she calls him screaming. He just hangs up. I'm like who's that? He's like, I don't know. You ready to go? Yeah I'm ready to go."

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Asmongold reacts to Clavicular saying he hates doing things and just wants to rot and says "that's my guy" "I hate doing anything. Yes. Yes bro. Exactly. See this is why I always defended him. I always had his back with everything. That's my guy." "I would rot for like two or three months then come back and stream for like one month." "That's my guy. That's actually my guy."

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Asmongold goes through his entire life and realizes people have hated him at every single stage "I've literally been getting people making threads about me that hate me for 20 years. In high school people hated me. In college everybody hated me. I went to the IRS, half the people hated me. I made YouTube videos, everybody hated me. I started streaming, people hate me there too." "It's crazy how everybody else is a fucking asshole. It really is. Everywhere I go I always run into assholes and dickheads."

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Asmongold gives High Guard the most brutal send off possible "What happened to High Guard? They killed it." "The reason why it died is because it was bad. It was a bad game." "People didn't play it. They basically concorded it."

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Asmongold explains why an L for Europe is an L for all of Western civilization "Western civilization is collectively owned by everybody who has inherited it from Europe. Australians are from Europe. Americans are from Europe. Canadians are from Europe." "Europe is the fatherland of Western civilization. An L for Europe is an L for Western civilization and America and Australia, New Zealand, Canada, everywhere else. We are all in this together. It's the same culture. We came from Europe."

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Asmongold says Pokimane is hiding who she really is and everybody knows it "You can tell she is probably the nastiest cattiest bitch privately. That's the reason why so many people are annoyed by her." "You should just let the demons out. That's who you really are. We know that's who you are. It's obvious. Everybody knows it." "She never says anything. That's what's gonna happen nine times out of ten."

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Asmongold says having a big ugly nose is actually the most alpha trait a man can have "I think having a big fucked up nose is actually the alpha thing to have if you're a guy. Women want little cute button noses like anime girls, but if you're a dude, look at the Roman emperors." "You should never get plastic surgery. Unless there's a deformity, you should never ever get surgery. You don't want to end up looking like a Bloodborne boss." "What about all the Korean girls you follow? Well, that's different. Men and women aren't the same thing."

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Asmongold reveals the moment his dad's brutal honesty changed his entire outlook on life "My dad was the biggest asshole I've ever met. I love my dad, he was a great person and he helped me so much. But he was a fucking asshole like you have no idea." "I was really upset and crying and he just goes, what the fuck's wrong with you? Of course it's bad. Life isn't about being happy. Stop being a pussy. It's gonna get worse. You know that right? It's gonna keep getting worse." "At the time I thought this is the last thing I need to hear. But it was actually the main thing I needed to hear right there." "I was even crying about the fact that he was getting older. He's like, yeah, and it's gonna get worse and then I'm gonna die. And you know what? He was right. And in a weird way, telling me that prepared me for it. When it happened, I was ready."

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Asmongold claims the Democrats are the last remaining cult in America "I feel like we don't have as many cults nowadays. The only thing we have left now is the Democrats. That's it. I feel like cults are kind of over. They got consumed by gacha."