AST
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AST
@BackThatASTUp
Huge fan of shenanigans, tomfoolery, dillydallying, and lollygagging. Late 20s.
शामिल हुए Ekim 2025
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ANNOUNCEMENT!!
I AM OPENING COMMISSIONS! Disability doesn't pay much and I'm trying to make a few ends meet, so I'm opening TEN SLOTS! Check it out here, and if you can't submit one for yourself, please share! forms.gle/zyQuFjMuxP6jVi…
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Metroid! Dread! I still have no idea what’s happening in this game, but Harper’s streams are a hoot and a half!
Harper's Studio (working on debt)@Harpers_Studio
More Dread? More Metroid Dread! Samus has more working tendons than I do atm. twitch.tv/harpers_studio twitch.tv/harpers_studio
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@ManWritten I do fear I would simply pass away on the spot…and then come back as a ghost just to ask them “okay but how did I sound though?”
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I was listening to one of my audios before getting my oil changed to look for mistakes
So imagine my SHOCK AND HORROR when I forgot I had it queued up, they tell me to turn on my car, and the first thing they heard was me AS A COWBOY, MOANING “you take a great cock, bright eyes”
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Taxes done almost entirely anxiety free this year.
Enormous step considering I couldn’t do them myself four years ago.
Go me.
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@VoGPersona @DadeAudio @SalunaBlack Can’t tell if Dade is afraid of the ghosts, you driving his truck, or both 🤣 well done Sal!
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@ManWritten I can’t tell if it’s more amusing if you’re the only porn star son, or if there are multiple porn star sons and you got picked as the favorite somehow.
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@TheArdentMelody @Harpers_Studio This is the correct order of priorities 🤣
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@Harpers_Studio @BackThatASTUp First bit, then Walmart. 🤪
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@TheArdentMelody @Harpers_Studio Some of my finest photography work, truly
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Listen this is so real, I was out here waging war on aphids and cussing out starlings 💀
Melony🍈@MelonTeee
gardening is NOT relaxing bugs are eating all my shit I've never felt this violent in my life
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@DadeAudio Not me reading both the Twitter content warning and your caption and still being surprised to see that much body 🤣
Anyway, you’re looking scrumptious sir.
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Even when I manage to not yap forever, my face gives me away every time 😭
Deepest Messages@deeepestmsgs
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@Harpers_Studio What’s the point of having the power to vote for the Oscar winners if you’re not going to actually give it any thought?
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Revoke their privileges. I’m so serious.
ToonHive@ToonHive
Some Oscar voters have reportedly chosen to skip voting in the Best Animated Feature category this year, according to anonymous voters. “When my kids were little I used to be much more up to speed on this category, but now I’m not, so I’m sitting it out.”
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don't forget to set your clocks away from seasonal depression and back to regular depression but with extra sun.
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Seeing this sort of acceptance from a religious Asian parent is so bittersweet. I’m so glad that people like Mama Lulu exist.
Olly@otakoyakisoba
Mama LuLu’s LGBTQ acceptance as a religious parent. 💕
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This girl’s rebrand is one of the great plot twists of our time
Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸@mtgreenee
And just like that we are no longer a nation divided by left and right, we are now a nation divided be those who want to fight wars for Israel and those who just want peace and to be able to afford their bills and health insurance.
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