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@AkaPaulHoward Alberto Moreno a long-time fan, not many people know that.

So I wrote an episode of the Young Offenders. It’s on TV tonight. It was an absolute pleasure to work with these two comedy legends.

@MyGolfSpy Are there not standardised qualifications for it, like in most levels of sports coaching? I guess if there were better fitters there'd be less equipment churn and less business done, which only really serves a certain group.

I’ve been testing golf equipment and fitting golfer for nearly 30 years. And here’s the truth most of the industry won’t say out loud: Yes—some clubs are objectively better than others. We prove it every year. That’s not opinion. It’s fact. The data proves this. But… Most of you will NEVER experience how good a club can actually be. Because you’re not fit. Not really. Right now, most golfers are doing the equivalent of grabbing random pairs of glasses off a rack…no idea what their prescription is… and convincing themselves they can “see fine.” Then one day you put on the right pair—and everything snaps into focus instantly. That’s what a real fitting feels like. Not “this one went 6 yards farther on a screen.” I’m talking about a full prescription—shaft, length, lie, weight, flex—where you swing the same and suddenly the club does what it’s supposed to. Here’s the part that messes people up: A bad club can become good. A good club can become incredible. Same head. Different setup. Completely different outcome. Change ONE variable and you can completely change performance. Now zoom out… Fitting is the answer—and also the biggest problem in golf. We have plenty of new clubs. But there aren’t nearly enough truly qualified fitters. Not even close. If you grabbed 1,000 golfers, the number who have access to someone who actually understands the full system (not just a launch monitor and a sales script) would shock you. So what happens? You keep buying new clubs…chasing something you think you’re missing… When in reality—you’ve never had the right prescription. And here’s the part nobody in the business wants you to think about: If every golfer got properly fit… Most of you would stop buying clubs as often. Because once you can actually “see”… you stop guessing. And just like your eyes—your prescription doesn’t change every year.

@BarShoutingLFC Adama THIGHore.

The chicken I'm trying to cook for lunch is built like a brick shithouse.

If the PIF are winding down sporting investments, and this includes Newcastle. This is the absolute latest example of why state ownership isn't ever fit and proper. Its stability is completely at the whim of geopolitical events. A complete funding withdrawal will lead to

Looks like fire sales at Chelsea and Newcastle this summer. I am not moved. Howay the geezers.

@hassinator I can picture it roaming the midland plains he laid to waste in life. An apex predator dining on service stations and the bogmen of Offaly.

@BarShoutingLFC blimey. that’s a big bird.

@LesF80 Excited by how powerful I will inevitably become after feasting on this Leviathan. Also fearful of reprisals from its clan.

@BarShoutingLFC Where did you get this chicken, Jurassic Park?

2 hours 15 minutes just passed 60 degrees. Unconscionable Death Star chicken.

Hour and a half at 180 and it's still around 40 core temp.

@nickbieber that's quite unkind Nicholas

If it doesn't rain it pours! 😭

He's suffered this season with no backup & absolutely wrecked my head at times too. But for normal finishing variance he's essentially the same as our title season but this season's context has made us furious at everyone & everything. Even sturdy chickens.

@hekitike9 Good man Hugo

It’s hard, maybe even unfair… but I’m grateful this is happening to me here, among you. I’m not alone. Your strength and your love will be my driving force. See you again soon, Anfield ❤️

@dominic_trout dis me

This isn't helpful to anyone but Joe Gomez created more xG than Isak did.

@Mike0214707909 @JamesPearceLFC Confirmed.

@JamesPearceLFC James can I get an actual reply from you? All I need to know is will Slot be back next year? Is there any factual information one way or the other at this time?

Scans yet to confirm the full extent of the damage - but fears that Hugo Ekitike has ruptured his Achilles tendon. Facing a lengthy spell on the sidelines. nytimes.com/athletic/71982…

@dominic_trout I said what what I said.

@dominic_trout Cleanliness is is next to godliness.

@liverpaul66 wow

Btw grav has had a vg game

@dominic_trout I'm going to kick a nun in the stones.

@BarShoutingLFC Ah we’re as blunt as phuck.

Milos looked like a young Matt Damon there, makes you think.

@dominic_trout There's nothing wrong with that but I'm still angry because Dembele just waxed a waxy wax.

@BarShoutingLFC The Bournemouth Identity.