Sarah ♡

Supreme Court my ass

My oil painting of Taco Bell

u should be able to order a chocolate chip cookie medium rare

Losing the voting rights bill and getting woke M&Ms instead feels about right

2019: avoid negative people 2020: avoid positive people 2021: avoid people 2022: a void

[me arriving late to things] sorry supply chain problems

Having a pet is so therapeutic cause you’ll be in a bad mood & you’ll look over & they’re just sitting there being all cute & it’s like you know what, you’re right

A Supreme Court where 5 of 6 conservative justices were appointed by GOP presidents who initially lost popular vote & confirmed by senators representing minority of Americans are taking away voting rights & reproductive rights from millions of Americans. This is not democracy

@HmJileswrites Haven’t seen this on the thread yet… youtu.be/JeyVU4nMWCg

Best scene on a staircase in a movie?

I want to have a party where everyone brings their favorite Trader Joe’s product and a joint

Blue Lives Matter - except Jan. 6th Tough on terrorists- except white nationalists My body, my choice! - for masks & vaccines only Cancel culture’s bad - except when I do it Deport undocumented - except my nanny No big govt - except banning private business requiring proof of vax

dog: *in tears* i was barking but- judge: take ur time dog: he still went to work jury: *audible gasp*

Domestic partnerships: mostly interrupting your partner to force them to look at your shared pet. You do this as if it were an emergency. You do this with a raised voice and an unpleasant intensity. Pet looks the same as yesterday and five minutes ago. That doesn’t matter. Look.

me just trying my best

There are a lot of Jane Fonda moments to love but this is my favorite

is it bad if i’m basically half that age and literally have jolly ranchers in my purse at this very moment?

“why don’t you have your camera on?” me:

Tonight’s sunset gave a nice little glow to this lovely stretch of #SantaCruz coastline... 📷 | Ben Ingram Visuals