C-Max

@MattThomasCPA Matt you need to take control of your hotel room and also never speak to her again

Formal date ditched me at the bar and is currently hooking up with a random dude in the hotel room I paid for

@jeffknox55 I’ve heard similar. Are you in a frat?

Ole Miss has got to be the most overrated college experience ever

@barstoolspringb @DanteTheDon @reedt4723 We need a whole series on the Dons school of etiquette @DanteTheDon

Dante gets Reed ready for the night Dante School Of Etiquette coming soon @DanteTheDon @reedt4723

@Rangers BURN THEM

Proudly reppin' Tejas. Welcome back, Yovani Gallardo!

@E720Economy @barstoolspringb Im not but I get it

@CMaxkfa @barstoolspringb Found Charles’ burner

Nicky talks about what he thinks could be the next Barstool reality show

@barstoolspringb @nickysmokess Ok I’m a big smokes guy but “smokes island” is alittle much

@E720Economy @barstoolspringb No this is money. Trust smokes would be there best for this shit

@barstoolspringb I can’t think of a riskier legal proposition than making Nicky Smokes Head of Reality TV Content for an organization

@stoolpresidente @barstoolspringb I’m a huge Keegs fan. She brought so much to spring break

Kelly Keegs was made for reality tv @barstoolspringb

@DanteTheDon @RICHELLERYAN @barstoolspringb Love this combo

PSA- there are zero problems between @RICHELLERYAN and I. She is a delight and extremely polite @barstoolspringb

@barstoolspringb We need to get @MeganMakinMoney on this show. She would be the hottest by 10x

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@StoolMintzy @DKSportsbook Most un sharp pick I’ve ever seen. KD is out

NBA Playoffs @DKSportsbook Hou (-9.5)

@SleeperRangers Horrible horrible start. Isn’t this supposed to be a top 3 or best guy for us besides degrom?

Brutal start from Nathan Eovaldi… Should we be worried?

@mattitude_11 @YoungChuy23 There’s a lot of traffic in Dallas getting to the American Airlines center but it looks alot different than that….

@YoungChuy23 Y'all are dumb. A lot of traffic in Houston getting into the Toyota Center.

Do people in Houston even care about basketball lmao?

@DanteTheDon @barstoolspringb Don’t blame your there’s prob cancer in that shit. The salt and pepper looks good

@CMaxkfa @barstoolspringb Never once in my life. That shits poison and looks weird

Dante doesn’t want to dye his hair because he believes in aging gracefully

@RightOnRangers BURN THEM

Burn the Tejas jerseys!

@MonkRecruiter What are you training to play in the PGA bud? Get lost🤣

@CMaxkfa Go flip a golf cart phagget

Not even a crazy take but if I golf with you and your etiquette is horrid I will look at you different from now on. Kind of ruins the friendship.

@MikeFingerErh Bouse mogger

will this play?

@TalkinBaseball_ And we are losing ? Delete this

Rangers are on the field in their new City Connect uniforms for the first time

@barstoolspringb Redhead on redhead, let’s get #active

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