Captain Peachfuzz

Mother Mary - If you ever wondered what a lesbian love story about a ghost dress where everyone talked in metaphors would be like, well do I have a movie for you. If that isn't what you're looking for then SKIP! #Horror #moviereviews #film #A24 youtu.be/ATGaqU6Srcc?si…

Lee Cronin's The Mummy - Extremely boring, typical Conjuring movie story beats, until the end where is just becomes Evil Dead, but even that couldn't save this. SKIP!!! #horror #horrormovie #moviereview #themummy youtu.be/XJ0uv-phsDk?si…

Buffet Infinity (2026) - Less a movie and more like an idea for a 10-minute short but somehow became over 90 minutes. I like the concept of an ever-expanding buffet, but this drags and gets old fast. RENT. #moviereview #horror youtu.be/9OFRihhrbEU?si…

Faces of Death (2026) - Identical to the film American Sweatshop, where that film leaned more thriller, this is an all-out slasher. However, it wasn't nearly as graphic or gory as you'd expect with a film using this title. RENT. #horror #moviereview youtu.be/mc6L502Ukb4?si…

Death Cycle - Director has a thing for killers in motorcycle helmets, marking this as his 3rd one. With a clear talent, film delivers on great kills/gore but lacks a budget and a strong script to support it. RENT. #horror #moviereview #horrormovies youtu.be/iRws7gikXOI?si…

@bootyswagga Ever have Sixlets Chocolate Candy? Used to get them at the gas station all the time. youtu.be/haI7UWw6vI0?si…

I ATE 37 CANDYS AND CHOCOLATES FROM THE DOLLAR TREE AND THIS IS DEFINITIVE. NO NOTES. THIS IS IT.

Season 2 of Your Friends & Neighbors really knows what the fans want to see, less of the whole crime thing and more episodes dealing with his ex-wife's menopause. youtu.be/Eo0StesaFNY?si…

@PapaNeedPizza @ironmouse pizza papa, the nickname he got when his papa would shove pizzas up his ass.

@ironmouse Congrats on the bare minimum?

i walked 30 minutes on the treadmill💪

@Deleteuser11 @ironmouse seeing how mentally ill you are and your inability to string a sentence together, you might be right.

@ironmouse I dont get it he is this in a Crack room how is this touching grass this generation is soo cooked

KNOCK KNOCK...

They Will Kill You - A gore filled blast, reminiscent of a Tarantino film but at his most extreme. Like if the focus was less on great dialogue but the over the top kills and fight scenes. Super fun watch, SEE IT! #moviereview #horror #film #horrorfans youtu.be/AqNFJUihSHg?si…

@ironmouse oh no, mouse is getting too powerful!

ive been walking on the treadmill everyday for 20 minutes these past two weeks. i will see you guys for cyclethon 7 💪😂

I sent a pitch to Tubi last month since they were looking for horror scripts. After watching Hive, Tubi's attempt at horror, I officially rescind my pitch. Terrible movie. SKIP! #horror #screenplay #tubi #Movieoffer #moviereview youtu.be/ohts7EGdYMg?si…

Undertone - Insanely boring with zero scares, like if they remade the first Paranormal Activity movie, but instead of watching it, you only hear it. Expect predictable loud noises and jump scare dream sequences. SKIP! #horror #moviereview #undertone youtu.be/1_TRSEcMvR0?si…

Thrash - Has a runtime that barely cracks an hour and 18 mins. Felt like a 2 hour movie was cut in half, with a completely disconnected story involving adopted kids. Wastes no time getting to the shark action, super gory with a bit of humor. RENT! #thrash youtu.be/hzyOsNyDkbM?si…

The Bride - Plot makes little sense, ghost of Mary Shelley possesses a woman just to get her killed. Film's feminist message is undercut by the fact it's about an insane woman who destroys a lonely man's life. SKIP! #Horror #bride #moviereview youtu.be/IhgcUArO3Uo?si…

Pizza Movie - One of if not the funniest movies of the year. Written and directed by ex SNL writers, this movie is hilarious, bonkers, sometimes absurd and gory. SEE IT! #pizzamovie #moviereview #movie #comedy #hulu youtu.be/fOzF87PFGnw?si…

Crime 101 - For a movie called crime 101, there sure isn't much crime happening in this bloated over 2 1/2 hour snorefest. Wants to be Heat but doesn't shoot a gun more than 4 times. Does star 3 Marvel superheroes though! RENT. #moviereview #movie youtu.be/hKSV66DBTdA?si…

@bootyswagga hold on to your dreams, if you want to be a big car, then you will make it happen! we believe in you!

I'm not a big car or machinery guy, but what I wouldn't give to see a 70mm projector up close and personal. Maybe take her for a cheeky spin and throw on a couple IMAX reels to feel something.

The Mortuary Assistant - Complete garbage. Nonsensical plot, boring, no atmosphere. Nothing is scary, even leaving on a final shot of the demon just standing in broad daylight like this is meant to scare anyone! SKIP! #HorrorMovie #horrorgame #moviereview youtu.be/IU6q_BwYz2k?si…

Send Help - Misery meets Castaway, Sam Raimi is back to form, delivering a gross out, puke and snot filled gorefest. The only thing I didn't care for was the ending, felt a bit letdown. Aside from that, this is a SEE IT! #sendhelp #moviereviews #horror youtu.be/R4wiXj9NmEE?si…