Flying Monkey 🐒

@phamynn I mean that should be its name!

@CTFlyMonkey No it's the viking grip module from shark coast tactical

It's all mine 🥰🥰🥰

@NornQueenKya Raised right.

I asked my toddler to put Badrukk away He put him in the Battle Wagon Im kind of proud

@disclosetv @gidkmyb Finally, a pork product the pig likes giving up! 🤔

NEW - Study shows exosomes from pig semen, loaded with anti-cancer nanoparticles, then made into eyedrops, were able to breach the body's natural protective barriers and deliver anti-cancer drugs to the retina, leading to suppression of tumor cell growth. disclose.tv/id/32q6zvqncw/

@braxton_mccoy Me, on my way to high school:

Just told my 8 year old that the saying "righty tighty, lefty loosey" is at least as old as I am. So then he asked if that was "like back when they used swords and spears instead of guns."

@CENTCOM "FACT"

🚫 CLAIM: Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) says it downed an "enemy" fighter jet over Qeshm Island in the Strait of Hormuz. ✅ FACT: All U.S. fighter aircraft are accounted for. Iran's IRGC has made the same false claim at least half a dozen times.

@ncorreyna Sorry. 😢

Well, shit. My eye is starting to hurt which means I'm going to get a migraine. Love this

@MarindaVannoy1 Argue about the best way to rob you.

Can someone please explain to me like I'm 5 exactly what it is that Congress does?

@RobedLogic @chrisramsay52 There's not much point. I think Davis' primary objection is based on the physics of Lazar's account, which Lazar freely admits he doesn't understand. Davis: "The physics you describe are impossible." Lazar: "Okay. I'm just telling you what I saw and experienced."

@chrisramsay52 Going to assume none of you will have Davis and Lazar on a podcast together for Davis to crap on Bob's story.

Spooks are out. As the new Bob Lazar documentary officially drops today, expect a natural uptick in toxic comments. For some reason, these things tend to happen when you get close to the truth... :)

Watch an interview with Joe Bannister. A former IRS agent t, he decided to find that statute that requires individual citizens to pay income taxes. There is no such statute. He brought this to his supervisor and was encouraged to resign. He has not paid taxes in 25 years. Fear is the only requirement to pay federal income taxes.

The Anchormen Show EP 115 - Stop Paying Your Taxes? w/ Peymon Mottahedeh x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@CrazyyHub Why didn’t he detain him and call the cops instead of letting him walk? That’s burglary right there.

Homeowner saw someone breaking in on his cameras, so he pulled up to confront them

@CallMeK1123 @latestinspace It’s the only loophole that would cause the patriarchy to allow a woman aboard the craft.

@latestinspace her last name is cock

Artemis II astronaut Christina Koch is set to become the 1st woman to fly around the moon 🌕

@LibertarianMama Dude will never die!

“Bro” is slowly replacing my 90’s go-to “dude” in my vernacular.

@Rothmus But think of how evil that mouse would have become…

No kings…but the government should own your house and you give them 30% of your income indefinitely? 🤨

@NornQueenKya Tau have a sensitive sense of smell. They don’t want to get close enough to the enemy to catch a whiff.

Hello everyone My name is Kya and my favorite army is the Tau They're the best. Their good is simply greater. Melee? No need. Only cowards fight within 500 meters of one another

@RealUnsweetDee Art is art.

@ncorreyna No worries, those who weren’t there can’t really comprehend the ways the 80s were different and better than modern society. 🙂

@CTFlyMonkey Shit.

Not sure. I wasnt born at that time so 🤷🏽‍♀️ play Atari?

@jack29er @JamesOKeefeIII Governments never ask for lists of firearms unless they intend to seize them.

@JamesOKeefeIII The court is not asking you to surrender your firearms. That is a LIE. They are asking you to list them. Nowhere is that document does it say you are surrendering them. I have had so much respect for you over the years. Why are you resorting to lies and half-truths now?

UPDATE: Just got out of court in Miami. The Judge extended the temporary restraining order until May 11th. There will be a ruling then. The court is now asking me to surrender my firearms. See documents below. We are filing an emergency interlocutory appeal today. Prior restraint against a newsroom is unconstitutional. Near v Minnesota. NYT v United States. This is a violation of our 1st and 2nd amendment rights. We are filing an anti-SLAAP, seeking attorneys fees and will appeal all the way, if necessary. The TRO is also based upon third party’s comments, not our reporting. Thats a “hecklers veto,” where the government suppresses or restricts news reporting because of the reaction of an audience. This is regarding our reporting on Matt Tyrmand. We published a tape of him threatening to kill me. He shot up an image of me on the front of my book with a rifle bullet through my heart. He bragged about being a SDNY informant. Comments were angry at him. He just brought a “domestic violence stalking” Restraining order afterwards in Miami family court against my news organization, and the local Judge signed off. This is an extraordinary series of events. This is not an April Fools joke.