CapitalismDictionary

Capitalists: people who make a living by exploiting the productive energy of workers.

Wall Street Bailout: an event that takes place every 5 years or so, where the people bailout the banks that rob them.

Corporations: organizations used by the capitalists to completely rob the populace.

Wages: scraps thrown at the general population to keep them from revolting.

Capitalists: con-artists who write the law, thus legalizing all of their scams.

Capitalist Election: an expensive theatrical show put on once every four years to entertain and distract the population.

Wall Street Bailout: an event where capitalist governments use the money of the struggling population to bailout the rich.

Corporations: institutions that safeguard the wealth of the upper class while robbing the population.

Wall Street: the world's biggest casino where coke-addicts are allowed to gamble freely with other people's money.

Capitalism: a social system responsible for the destruction of human psychology.

Privatization: the act of taking public property and handing it over to the wealthy for next to nothing.

Free Market: a place where a select few freely rob the bulk of humanity.

Commodity Traders: heartless fools who make their money by driving up food prices and global rates of hunger.

Wage-Slavery: the act of giving workers minimal pay so that they don't realize that they're social slaves to the upper class.

Capitalists: people who have mastered the art of pretending to work.

Wages: minimal amounts of funds tossed at the masses to keep them from coming to grips with their social slavery.

Stock Market: a place where retail investors get robbed by Wall Street wolves.

Central Banks: institutions that save the rich people's asses once every few years.

Unemployment: a tool used to psychologically pressure and manipulate the employed.

Fascism: capitalism without lipstick.