Ashish Jay 🐦

I’m a small account guy. If you’re new on X, I will be happy to interact and connect with you. 🙌🏻

Power grows stronger when hidden behind calm words and average behavior.

These lotus Biscoff cookies are so overrated 😑😑😑

Is it totally weird that sometimes I drink cold-coffee right before bed? Idk but it actually helps me sleep! 😶

Aajkal yaaha opinion dene mein bhi dar lagta hai, kya pata kab lapeta jau. ☠️

Definitely, Not surprised 🫠

Best combination with maggi 😍🤤

Twitter brand is so strong it was renamed and it’s still Twitter.

I don't know how it happened, but today I realised everyone around me thinks I am earning 3times more than my current income. 😭😶‍🌫️ I just have to play along with them. And the interesting thing is this, literally no one knows my exact current income. They'll are just assuming. 💀

define aura with one pic:

Uninstalled Zomato & Swiggy for some savings, 😭 mitey hai next month 1st ko... 👋... 👋. Pta nhi weekends pe kya ho jaata hai, bc khaane pe itna kharcha...😖

@rajshamani Thanks for the reminder.

48% of Gen Z now have a side hustle. because one salary in today’s world doesn't pay all the bills anymore. More than hustle, it is survival.

This rejection also has aura 🥵🔥

100% Hike

At this rate, they’ll soon start charging for drinking water, using the toilets, and even sitting on school furniture.

Kehne ko toh bhot kuch hai sir, but keh nahi sakte ab...like old days...😶‍🌫️

Bruhh didn't hesitated...💀

Are companies still hiring without internal referrals? It’s really hard to get one — people often don’t reply, and by the time they do, the job is usually gone. 🥲 Direct applications on company sites don’t seem to work either. 🫠 #JobSearch #Hiring #InternalReferral #JobSeekers

Recruiters wants a immediate joiner, however there own company have a notice period of 90 days. 🤡

This is HILARIOUS😂😂 Miranda College invited Godi journalist Smita Prakash as the chief guest. Smita even reached the college early out of excitement. No students showed up after they found out a godi journalist was coming. We used to pray for times like this.