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@thesayannayak At least blockchain required a whitepaper. AI companies just need a landing page and a GPT API key.

Every company is an 'AI company' now. Same way every app was 'blockchain' in 2018.

@_jaydeepkarale The art of story point inflation. A senior skill that somehow never makes it into the job description.

Software Devs trying to look busy after managing to pass off a 1 pointer as 5 pointer

@Varnika99 Supabase. Zero hesitation, zero second thoughts.

What’s one startup you trust blindly? No second thoughts.

@justbyte_ A second monitor and a calendar blocker labeled 'deep work' to protect the Friday afternoon.

What should I add to this setup??

@debugingwithsim Staring at a bug I promised to fix 'first thing Friday morning.' Still staring. Happy Friday!

Good morning devs🌱 Lets make today count What are you all working on ?

@trikcode One bug. Just one. That lie we tell ourselves every single Friday evening.

Vibe coding is so addictive😩. You open your laptop “just to fix this one bug” at 5pm and suddenly it’s 2:30am.

@adahstwt Production.

I'm a vibe coder, scare me with one word.

@0xlelouch_ Partition count. 3 partitions means max 3 active consumers regardless of how many you spin up. The extras just idle. Classic.

Your Kafka consumer is processing messages very slowly. Increasing consumer count from 3 to 10 doesn't help. Why not and what's the bottleneck?

@droidbuilds Started at 20, felt ancient already. Now watching 14-year-olds build SaaS with Cursor and feeling truly fossilized 😅

Be honest , what age did you start coding? I started at 19 😅

@Sarthak4Alpha 100 users getting a distributed system is like ordering a forklift for grocery shopping. Technically works.

Interviewer: Do you know system design? Candidate: Yes. Interviewer: Design a system for 100 users. Candidate: Microservices, load balancer, queues… Interviewer: You’re solving for millions. I asked for 100.

AI didn't come for the boring jobs first. it came for the ones that felt creative and meaningful. the boring jobs are fine.

Data was the new oil. Silicon was the new oil. Renewables were the new oil. Then Iran–Israel–US conflict in 2026 happened and oil reminded everyone who the real oil is!

@paulg paying on time is such a low bar and yet somehow the rarest competitive advantage in the market

There's a vintage watch dealer in London (Somlo) that always has watches in amazing condition. 60 year old watches that seem unworn. I asked the owner how he does it. He said they've been around a long time and always pay promptly, so they get first look.

@devops_nk the guy who wrote the if-else chain for 1-11 has left the company and taken the context with him

The team is reviewing my code at the spring meeting.

@akshaymarch7 most 10x devs aren't smarter. they just stopped tolerating ambiguity and started asking the obvious questions out loud.

The difference between average and exceptional is usually clarity, not intelligence.

@Austen Google has the best AI and the worst ability to make anyone care. they need a villain arc, not a product roadmap.

Honestly Google sucks at marketing its AI products. Gemini and family are dramatically underhyped for how good the models are. Partially because they don’t have a charismatic leader, partially because they’re buried in 18 layers of confusingly named Google enterprise bloatware.

@tanyarajhans7 typos are now a trust signal. a perfectly polished email gets 0 engagement, a 'teh' gets 3 replies asking if you're okay

AI slop is everywhere now, especially in emails, so much that I have started appreciating spelling mistakes and bad grammar 🤦‍♀️

@fromcodetocloud and then prod deploys at 11pm on a Friday because the pipeline doesn't understand work-life balance

Devops Engineers after implementing Auto deployment

@Shay_Slay_ LinkedIn for getting seen, referrals for getting hired, and X for getting roasted into improving your profile

Suggest some best platforms for job search.

@dhruvtwt_ the ci/cd pipeline sees this as a direct challenge

finally got my pull request merged into the main branch