Carl

my landlord saw me refilling my bird feeders this morning and in an act of what the fuck dumped some baked beans on bricks "for the birds"

my landlord saw me refilling my bird feeders this morning and in an act of what the fuck dumped some baked beans on bricks "for the birds"

@momsskillet I'm gonna say vinyl but I'm hoping it was print smut

found on the side of the road yesterday, very excite

@GifZelda but there's cars now

pizza week

@mostly_teeth there were multiple flavors

DRINKING from the HOSE

has anyone made a ham with the the peeps Pepsi yet?

I started making pizzas for coworkers and I am very happy with these being my first pick-up orders

LIFE IS CHAOS AND I AM BASICALLY ALWAYS TIRED BUT I HAVE FAIRLY EASY ACCESS TO HOT CHEESE SO I GUESS I WILL HANG IN THERE

just ate the wings off of two rotisserie chickens

almost chose bologna but then I saw mortadella and i has myself a little treat now

@mostly_teeth I am not a great folder

@CookingWithCarl Show bao

from the week end: char siu for PFR and tonight's bao, 48 hour ferment pepperoni pan, some very good blueberry muffins

I turned our little house into an old school red sauce restaurant with dim lighting and Louis Prima and everyone went to bed at 8pm with big smiles and full bellies and that is what it is about

for her birthday, for 7, I made 3x charcuterie boards crab rangoon w sweet&sour fried mozz caesar (made the bread for croutons, dressing) eggplant parm meatballs & rigs cake (bought) ice cream tonight I am microwaving a slice of American on a tortilla and going to bed at 630

Reducing and stirring. Doing laundry and dishes too! Feel like this is a Mario Party mini game.

@clairelizzie hell yeah onion rings

I JUST DROVE A BOOM FORKLIFT FOR WORK AND OH MY GOD ALL OF MY INNER CHILD IS SCREAMING WITH JOY

@whirringblender if you don't hear this in stir-fry's voice I can't help you youtu.be/6og0uLKOqAI

What are the best songs about sandwiches?