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शामिल हुए Şubat 2025
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Maw
Maw@Mawss__·
How I feel when my teammates ask me to stop farming and join the fight but I know they are taking a bad fight
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Intarabus🇱🇺
Intarabus🇱🇺@Intarabus333·
Western boomers are trying desperately to cling onto the strong image of their parents who lived through WW2 and its aftermath, in order to emulate their authority, but they can't come with smth tuffer than "we had to climp ropes in PE", as if that's equivalent to Stalingrad.
Pogobär@trollpunk69

Wir sind früher einfach an die Hallendecke geklettert, ohne Klettergurt und Sicherungsleine und auch ohne Fangnetz etc. Generation Z würde schon beim Gedanken daran der Dünnschiss unten aus der Jogginghose laufen.

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Dokanium@Dokanium·
@catgirlprostate Loading up on laxatives in my car just in case theres a tesla behind me
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descriptive display name that is way too long and
Not gonna tolerate americans being so precious about your guns when you can’t fucking hit anything
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Meacham
Meacham@MeachamDr·
Those weren’t gunshots. It was Erika Kirk’s pyrotechnics going off when she entered the room.
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Jonathan Peaceman
Jonathan Peaceman@jonpeaceman·
Unglaublich, dass sie bei #Netto nach dem feigen Anschlag auf Seine Majestät Reza Pahlavi noch die Tatwaffe darbieten, als sei nichts gewesen. Was muss noch geschehen, damit Deutschland endlich aufhört, diese Gefahr zu verharmlosen?
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Dokanium@Dokanium·
@Vampinvogue @Fedep2022777 When it comes down to it every story in human history is just reheating the epic of gilgamesh
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Kat the Cyber Vamp
Kat the Cyber Vamp@Vampinvogue·
@Fedep2022777 It is interesting! And like, not something people really feel the need to point out with any other stories. Like "Oh Lord of the Rings took a /lot/ of elements from Finnish mythology, guess that's reheated nachos"
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Teodore Allende
Teodore Allende@RealiTedverlust·
man könnte ne partei gründen um nen wahl zu sprengen und würde mehr stimmen holen als die fdp
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Jenny Günther 🐋 🐏 🐺
Die totale Überwachung kommt, weil Kinder und so, aber wenn die Kinder in armen Haushalten leben sollen sie gerne verrecken wenn sie krank werden, jedenfalls lautet so die Empfehlung dieser Bundesregierung.
Bundesministerium des Innern@BMI_Bund

Unsere Sicherheitsbehörden werden im digitalen Raum jetzt handlungsfähiger: Die #Bundesregierung hat heute den Gesetzentwurf zur Speicherung von IP-Adressen beschlossen. Was das konkret bedeutet: bmiweb-editor.prod.gsb.bmi.in.bund.de/SharedDocs/kur…

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Bob Golen
Bob Golen@BobGolen·
The speed at which a virus spreads depends on: 1. How dense the population is 2. How dense the population is
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Dokanium@Dokanium·
@RestTarRr @JJunkWarrior @alittleyareli The people op talks about are literally the ones not engaging with the game though. Ignoring summons, magic, shields, and consumables does not make you some kind of enlighented game critic, it makes you look like an idiot screaming at people who play the game the way they like.
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RestTarRr@RestTarRr·
@JJunkWarrior @alittleyareli Literally no one cares if you decide to make your experience shit. They just don't want your useless opinion on a game where you deliberately choose not to engage with it. It's like a silver player talking about balance in a moba.
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barbarism critic
barbarism critic@barbarismcrit·
The hogs are romanticizing the Great Depression now
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